"Tobi, that's not the proper way to pack. Remember, we only have so much space in that U-Haul truck and Lola's stuff is already taking up some of that space." Kisame said looking at Tobi's absolutely horrible packing job. Tobi had thrown all his crap randomly in boxes, nothing was stacked. Nothing was organized, it was just….thrown.

"What did I do wrong Kisame? I know I can fix it! I just know I can!" Tobi said not completely understanding the error of his ways.

"Look, you've got a fitted sheet from your bed rolled up into a ball, you have three Mr. Potato Head's, a pair of water skis, an extra cloak, and a bar of soap in the same box. Tobi, you need to organize. First, the water skis…I have no idea who those belong to. Secondly, you need to put all your Mr. Potato Head's in the SAME box and label them 'Mr. Potato Head's'. Lastly, you need to put all your bedding in the same box, don't mix stuff up, Tobi!" Kisame scolded and then he went to resume his own packing. Tobi studied what he had done.

"Hmmm….Kisame is right. Why didn't I think of that!" And so Tobi began to unpack everything he had already packed…only to re-pack it.

"Lola, we're almost out of newspaper and bubble wrap for all these glasses and why the hell do we have so many wine goblets? I'm the only one who likes wine!" Sasori said packing up the kitchen.

"Okay, well I'll run to Kinko's and get some more bubble wrap and steal someone's paper while I'm out!" Lola said.

"Smart, real smart." Sasori said.

"Seriously, I'm scared." Hidan said to Zetsu

"Why?"

"Because, this is…you know…their room. It smells nice and everything is put in a specific place. Serisouly, what if we pack something wrong?" Hidan was nervous about touching anything in Itachi and Deidara's room.

"HIDAN! YOU DIDN'T FINISH CLEANING YOUR SIDE OF THE ROOM!" Kakuzu yelled.

"GO TO HELL! FUCKING CLEAN IT YOURSELF DUMB ASS!" Hidan yelled back. Kakuzu was not going to argue anymore with him in this hour.

"Well, the way I see it is that we are doing them a huge favor by packing all their crap." Zetsu said.

"Seriously, I know but…there is just so much stuff in here, like those vertical blinds. DO we take those vertical blinds?" Hidan asked.

"I doubt it. Alright, what we're going to do is take this box, sit it on Itachi's bed, calmly open the closet and look inside." Zetsu said formulating a plan. He took a deep breath and opened the closet.

"Holy hell….." was all Hidan said.

"Hidan……we're going to need another box…." Zetsu said moderately freaking out over ALL the stuff in their closet.

"Okay, okay….um…Hidan you go get another box and I'm going to just close this closet and start with that chest of drawers instead." Zetsu said as Hidan left to get another box. Zetsu opened up the first drawer and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Good, boxers and other crap that doesn't take up a lot of space. Zetsu started packing. "What the hell? These still have the price tag on them….oh my god! 58 dollars!? What are they made of…..cashmere!? Oh, yes they are…" Zetsu said out loud to no one.

"Kisame have you ever wondered why we have two sets of silverware?" Sasori asked emptying kitchen drawers.

"Oh that? Apparently, that set belonged to the leader but his wife wanted a new set so one day she dropped it off here." Kisame answered.

"Hmmm, okay. Well, I don't want to pack two sets let's give it to those two crazy old lady's that live like 4 units down." Sasori said.

"That is an excellent idea! Remember how much they loved that horrible fruit cake Zetsu took them after Christmas?" Kisame reminisced.

"Alright, Zetsu I'm looking in this closet and all I see are Dana's shoes…or I guess they could me Marisol's shoes…hell, women's shoes that's what I see first." Hidan said.

"Start with those; they can sort them out later." Zetsu said.

"Oooooooooh god! Deidara, Deidara you gotta listen to me. I'm….a little bit drunk…..okay OKAY I'm so…..fucking drunk." Itachi was slurring his words together. The four of them had found a half price margarita bar in downtown Cancun. After finding Deidara's parrot that he insisted on finding and playing with that thing for a good 20minutes they took their journey elsewhere, which eventually led to this margarita bar. Marisol and Dana had successfully purchased 14 knock-off handbags for a very reasonable price and now they had been drinking and gazing at the ocean for the past 2 hours.

"Itachi, you are talking so loud right now, yeah." Deidara said.

"No, no, no listen. You gotta listen to me. I'm so drunk that I don't even know if I'll be able to perform tonight but I want you to know…." Itachi paused. "I have no idea what I was going to say next…" Itachi put his head on Deidara's arm.

"Marisol, honey you've had four margaritas…." Deidara thought a moment before he finished that sentence. "You know, just come straddle my lap, yeah. You need to just remain still until we leave, yeah." Marisol laughed as she tried to climb on Deidara's lap in a skirt…..it wasn't easy. As for Dana, she was currently attempting to read their bar receipt.

"Why did they give us this receipt, yeah? Who said we were done drinking, yeah?" Dana said already on her 5th margarita." She tried to move though and instead tripped over Itachi.

"You know what Deidara!" itachi was still talking loudly.

"Itachi, you need to stop drinking now, yeah! I am only about 30 percent drunk and you….oh god, yeah."

"Honey, I'm only 47 percent drunk." Marisol said kissing Deidara.

"Marisol, sweetheart, you are about 79 percent drunk, yeah." Deidara said holding her tightly enough to wear she would not fall off his lap. She just laughed and threw her arms around him. God, get these four out of Cancun soon…..