"No! Itachi, stop this….this whatever attitude you've decided to get this morning, yeah. I told you to stop at 2 margaritas last night but you wouldn't listen to me, yeah! I have no sympathy for you, yeah." Deidara said continuing to do his hair while Itachi glared pissed as hell.

"If this were you, I would be supportive but since it was obvious that you had no difficulties since you…no… Marisol woke me up at 4:30 screaming your…." Deidara cut him off.

"itachi, shut up. I warned you, you didn't listen, this is over, yeah. Now, I am going to have a lovely, peaceful breakfast with Marisol outside, yeah. You and Dana can join us or you can stay up here and keep freaking out over nothing, yeah. But my baby is ready to go and we are leaving because we want one of the ocean front tables before the old rich bitches get them, yeah. Goodbye." For once, Deidara was sick of Itachi's moaning. Besides, Itachi should have realized that all that tequila impairs your ability….to be a man.

"Oh god…." Lola was breathing hard. "Sasori…..Sasori….this…isn't….working." Sasori and Lola had taken the U-Haul truck to the house to deliver the first load of stuff. "We…..we need….reinforcements. Oh shit…..I think I just broke our dishes." Lola was panting and sweating like crazy because she and Sasori were trying to unload the truck and put crap in the house by themselves.

"Okay, Lola we need a new plan. You're right; some of these boxes are just way to heavy for me and you." Sasori said staring at the endless sea of boxes before them. "Alright, let's both of us carry those dishes inside together, we'll quit stacking stuff, that will lessen the load." Sasori said. Lola agreed and they both picked up the box marked 'dishes'. However, they did not like what they heard and they both looked at each other with wide fearful eyes.

"Oh god…Sasori…..I really did break the dishes."

"Okay, okay let's remain calm….let's open the box." Sasori pulled a box cutter out of his pocket and sliced the box open at the top. They looked inside the box at the dishes…in pieces. "Alright, when Itachi asks…Orochimaru and Kabuto came over and did this. Our alibi is that those two morons tried to help us move and they dropped the box." Sasori quickly developed their story.

"Why is Itachi going to care?" Lola asked.

"Because he and Deidara found these dishes at some super saver after New Year's oh god I don't know what kind of sale it was but they got these dishes on sale and they were not cheap dishes.

"God, I feel so horrible." Lola said as they both now sat in the U-Haul truck looking at the broken dishes.

"it's okay baby. Let's do this. We know where all of your stuff is and we know where all my stuff is, let's unload OUR crap and claim the bedroom we want." Saosri said.

"Okay that sounds good, let's get that room with the drop floor, the one that's not a bedroom but it could be."

"Three boxes? Threes boxes!? Really? All Dana or Marisol's stuff? You haven't even gotten to Itahci and Deidara's crap?" Kisame asked.

"Hey! It's not easy in there! I have already had a stack of Itachi's modeling headshots fall on my head and THEN I stepped in a bird's nest that shouldn't have been in the closet anyway! And to top it all off I went to pull a drawer out of the dresser, pulled it all the way out by accident and knocked Hidan in the head!" Zetsu said entirely unpleased.

"So what's Hidan doing now?" Kisame wondered.

"He's folding Itachi and Deidara's pants."

"ZETSU! ZETSU GET THE HELL IN HERE!" Hidan yelled. Zetsu left Kisame to see what Hidan was yelling about. "Zetsu! Seriously! Zetsu…..look…." Hidan was sitting on the bed but he had found something in one of Itachi's pants pockets.

"What is it….oh my god…..Hidan….that's….." Zetsu just stared.

"It's an invoice….from Tiffany and Company…..for an engagement ring."

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!" Zetsu and Hidan screamed in unison.

"What do we do!? Do we tell everyone else?" Zetsu asked.

"Seriously, I doubt it. We don't know exactly what this means. Let's just leave it in these pants. Because this could mean that the ring is ordered, it could mean that it's paid for…we just don't know."

"Okay, just keep packing as if you never found that!" Zetsu said. And so packing resumed as if nothing had happened.

"Hey maybe I'll find 20 dollars in the next pants pocket." Hidan said.

"Tobi, are you positive you've packed everything?" Kisame asked.

"Yes Kisame! I've packed everything!" Tobi said confidently.

"You're absolutely certain you've packed EVERY SINGLE THING that belongs to you?" Kisame questioned harder.

"Oh yes Kisame! I've made certain to check those often missed places and I've properly packed everything I have!" Tobi was so proud.

"And you're…….positive…..you're ready to load the truck and Sasori and Lola get back here." Kisame went on.

"Yes!" Tobi answered.

"Okay……." Kisame paused. "TOBI! YOU IDIOT! YOU DIDN'T PACK ANY OF SHIRTS! YOU LEFT EVERY SHIRT YOU OWN ON KAKUZU'S BED!" Kisame yelled at him.

"Oh my, oh my! How could I have forgotten those! I'll pack them right now Kisame! Right now!" Tobi got ready to run off and pack.

"No, stupid, Kakuzu packed for you." Kisame said rolling his eyes.

"Oh I'm really going to have to thank him for that." Tobi said.

"Okay, okay to the left….steady…..steady…….whoa, whoa, to the right, okay just a little…..AAAAGGGGGHHHH!" Sasori had just fallen backwards into the sunken floor in the room that he and Lola liked. The 4 boxes they were balancing sprayed into the air because then Lola tripped on the edge and went tumbling right on top of him. Naturally, three out of four boxes landed on both of them. Lola sighed.

"You know, we're going to have some explaining to do because you and I are both going to be covered in bruises tomorrow." She said.

"Yes, and next time we bring Kisame and we force him to carry crap in here," Sasori said. Fortunately, the boxes that went flying through the air were marked 'pillows', 'Sasori's clothes', 'Lola's legal documents', and 'Sasori's puppet'…that box hurt a bit when it hit….

Well, Deidara had almost too much fun at the photo shoot with Marisol. Dana and Itachi loved watching Marisol rule the place. Of course, when the photographer asked Marisol to take her top off and pull her hair around to cover herself Deidara nearly lost it. The other models were pissed as hell that they weren't the pick for this shot but the photographer chose Marisol for her 'beautiful back' and her 'natural lines'. Deidara was just happy that she got picked for the best shot in the entire photo spread.

It was now after dark in Cancun and Itachi insisted on taking Dana to dinner alone because at the end of dinner was when his plan began. This left Marisol and Deidara on their own, so they decided to have dinner at one of the five star seafood restaurants on the waterfront…nothing less EVER for Marisol.

"Oh my god! Marisol, I have to tell you a secret, yeah." Deidara said leaning over towards her. Marisol's eyes grew wide.

"Oh! A secret! You know how much I totally love secrets!" Marisol said quickly sitting her martini down on the table.

"Okay, okay, now…you can't tell Dana about this, yeah." Deidara reached out and grabbed her hands. Marisol couldn't wait. "Tomorrow……" Deidara took a deep breath. "Tomorrow, Itachi is proposing to Dana, yeah." Marisol's mouth dropped open. She let go of Deidara's hands and covered her mouth to muffle the scream of excitement that came after it.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my gooooooood! ARE YOU SERIOUS!?" Her voice was so squeaky that only Deidara and dogs could hear it. "Oh my god, I'm just so excited! I can't believe this! And here in Cancun! Ooooooh, I'm sure it will be just so perfect. Baby, I won't say a single word." Marisol was so happy.

"Oh sweetheart, wait until you see the ring, yeah." Deidara said.

"Awwww is it beautiful?" she asked sipping her martini again. Deidara smiled and motioned her in close to him. He took her hands again and leaned in toward her ear.

"Oh it's beautiful but not nearly as beautiful as you will be later when we…." Only Marisol could hear the last part. Her eyes lit up again. She laughed.

"Oh god are you serious!? She asked.

"Of course I'm serious, yeah!" Deidara said. Marisol smiled. Tomorrow was the day…but would everyone else get completely moved to the new house by the time this bunch got back from Cancun?