"Oh damn….there….that's the last of it, seriously. Oh god, Lola! What the hell happened to you!?" Hidan asked as Lola walked through the front door of the apartment.
"Oh nothing, let's just say I hope I get to take a long hot bath tonight at that new house." Lola said looking completely mauled to death after the incident with the boxes.
"Is this everything?" Sasori asked leaning against the doorframe.
"Yes, it's everything but the problem is going to be once we get it to that house, we have to unpack." Kakuzu said. "And I personally don't even have the strength to do that tonight." Kakuzu said.
"He's right we should sleep here tonight and take this lat load over there in the morning." Kisame said passed out on the couch that would not be moved to the new house.
"That's fine, but if that's what we're doing Sasori and I are going back to the new house for a long, long, long relaxing bath." Lola said. Sasori's head perked up.
"Lola I hope to god you're serious about that." Sasori said.
"Don't worry baby, serious as a heart attack." Lola said walking into the kitchen and drinking water out of the sink faucet. It wasn't like there were actually any glasses left in the cabinet.
"Just so you know, Itachi and Deidara had the most crap and we still don't know that Marisol and Dana's stuff is accounted for from their apartment. Their total came to 13 boxes…the rest of us had 13 boxes total between all 7 of us!" Zetsu complained.
"You know they can worry about that when they get back from Cancun tomorrow. I have enjoyed this time without Deidara far too much, god it's been so…….wonderful." Sasori said dreamily. Sasori's RAZR rang. "Orochimaru? What do you want?" Sasori said absently. "Yes, yes we're moving. You know I don't understand why the leader tells you this kind of stuff. What? No we're not having a moving party! No, we're not having a house warming party either! God…why do you do this shit? Orochi…Oro….Or…oh for god's sake quit whining! You know, this is exactly why you're not in Akatsuki anymore all you do it bitch! Goodbye, I'm hanging up!" Sasori said flipping the RAZR shut. "You know I'm actually starting to understand why Itachi can't take Sasuke for more than 20 minutes. He's starting to act like Orochimaru." Sasori said.
"Hey, you know what my favorite memory of this apartment is?" Zetsu said dreamily.
"No, what is it?" Tobi asked. Zetsu laughed.
"The time Itachi threw Deidara in the pool that was good stuff." Kisame laughed.
"I remember that. I would have to say my favorite memory of this apartment is our Halloween party. I loved my Elvis costume and we had fun that night." Kisame said.
"Oh hell, remember the time Itachi went crazy over that stain on the carpet in the hallway? I thought he was going to tear Kisame's ass apart." Hidan said.
"You know what my LEAST favorite memory is? The time Deidara had a fucking bird sitting on a stupid egg in our laundry room. Good god, I was glad when that episode was over…of course it hatched and made our lives hell until the damn thing flew away." Sasori sighed. "Thank god those days are gone.
" Seriously Sasori, I think you miss him." Hidan said. "But aside from that, do you guys realize that it if weren't for me and the dumb ass Kakuzu teaming up with you guys, you'd still be in your other place?" Hidan proved a good point.
"He's right! And then I joined and I'm so happy I did!" Tobi interjected. Zetsu rolled his eyes.
"Well guys, Lola and I are leaving to go take a bath at the house we'll be back sometime. You all load what's left in the truck we'll take a cab. Go get some rest for a big day in the morning. Just as Sasori and Lola prepared to leave there was a knock at the door. Tobi was nearest to the door and so he answered it.
"Oh….uh….Kabuto!? Hi there." He said awkwardly. Kabuto let himself in.
"I see you all are moving. Orochimaru told me and I see that it's true."
"Man, what do you want?" Kisame asked slightly annoyed.
"Well, actually I wondered if you had any eggs, you see me and Sasuke are trying to make an omelet." Kisame and Hidan looked at one another.
"That's the most lame ass shit I've ever heard! What do you REALLY want?" Hidan asked.
"I'm serious! I figured if you guys were moving you may have eggs you didn't want to take with you! We have the ham, the chopped peppers, the onions, the cheddar cheese but we don't have any eggs! You can't make an omelet without eggs!" Kabuto said discouraged. " I try and I try to tell Orohcimaru, when you go to Wal-Mart Super Center…get eggs so that when your stupid ass omelet craving hits I don't have to run out and look for them!!!!!!" It was only now that Kakuzu and Sasori noticed Kabuto's frilly pink apron tied around his waist. Zetsu went to the fridge.
"You all are weird." Sasori said clearly referring to the odd things that happened at Orochimaru's hangout.
"Uh…..here….we have 6 eggs left. We'll just go to Waffle House tomorrow morning." Zetsu said reluctantly handing over the eggs.
"Thanks….hey do you all have any bread, Orochimaru said he wanted toast too." Kabuto asked.
"You know what, this whole breakfast after 8:30 in the evening theme you have going concerns me a bit so here: this is the last of our bread, here's some milk, an apple, uuhhhh, a package of hot dogs and some weird ass shit Kakuzu made the other night…it has beef in it." Zetsu sad quickly handing over anything left in the fridge.
"Thanks, oh and call us when you get in the new house. We'll come over." Kabuto said walking toward the door.
"Suuuuuuuuure." Kakuzu said. And with that odd moment Kabuto left.
"Well, that was different….Lola and I are going to need an even longer bath after that.
It was currently 7:37 in the morning in Cancun, Itachi was the only one up. He needed Deidara and he needed him right now but Itachi poked his head into his and Marisol's bedroom and Deidara was sound asleep. Itachi thought about waking him up….but it would wake Marisol.
"That stupid ass sleeping when I NEED HIM!" Itachi yelled inside his head. Itachi quickly and very quietly left the resort. He had to get busy before his precious Dana woke up.
Meanwhile, back home Sasori looked at Lola who was across from him in the soapy whirpool bath.
"I have to admit Lola, I was pretty panicked and sick over this house but now…I have completely changed my mind."
"Yeah, it's really nice. You know, it's never ever ever been this quiet. This is the most peaceful bath in the world." Lola said.
"You know this bathroom is closest to our bedroom, that mean you and I could have a whirlpool bath each day if we wanted." Sasori told her.
"We could…..unless Tobi uses up all my good bath soap and we're stuck with that horrible Barbie bath soap." Lola said letting her body sink further down into the tub, her long brunette hair falling over the tiled ledge wall behind her.
"Oh god, the last thing I said to Kakuzu was 'don't let Tobi get any of that Barbie soap'. But since Kakuzu saw that it was on sale…..he let Tobi have it." Lola smiled. She sometimes loved it when Sasori stressed over nothing. It reminded her that he truly was the man of the Akatsuki house.
The time in Cancun was now 8:21 in the morning. Deidara had woken up and Marisol was in the process of waking. Deidara quietly walked out of the bedroom and into the main area of the hotel room. Itachi was sitting on the balcony; he looked good this morning Deidara would admit that with out a fight. It was obvious Dana wasn't up yet but little did he know she was starting to stir. He went back in to the bedroom just as quietly as he had left.
"Well?" Marisol said groggily.
"Dana's not up yet, yeah." Deidara said lying back down beside her. In the opposite bedroom, Dana had just awoken, Itachi could see in to their bedroom from the balcony where he sat. It was a good thing because the tide was starting to come in. he stood up and went to greet her.
"Good morning." He kissed her.
"Hi." Dana yawned. "You're dressed early today, yeah." She said.
"Yeah, well I knew we'd be packing and getting ready to leave today. Why don't you come outside with me, I want to show you something." Itachi coaxed her up. Dana stretched her way out of bed. Deidara and Marisol heard a door open and so Deidara quickly pulled her out of bed and over to their bedroom door. They wanted to peak out and watch what was about to happen. Itachi had gotten Dana outside onto the balcony.
"Come here honey. Look at the beach." Dana did as she was told, Itachi had his arms around her. She gasped.
"Oh my god! Would you look at that! It says 'Dana will you marry me' in the sand, yeah! Can you believe that we come all the way to Cancun and there's another Dana in this resort, yeah! Wow! She even spells her name just like mine, yeah! That is so….wow, yeah." Itachi just held on to her, he didn't say anything.
"Dana….." Itachi began. "Honey, that message, is for THIS Dana…not some other Dana. Dana's eyes grew wide.
"Wait a minute…..if that message is for me……then that means…..oh my god….did you write that in the sand, yeah?" Itachi smiled at her.
"Yes…will you marry me Dana?" And then came the ring Itachi had been carrying around on him the entire weekend. Dana couldn't believe her eyes when he showed it to her.
"Itachi…." Her choked voice managed to say. And now the huge 8 carat diamond ring was on her finger.
"Yes, yes I'll marry you, yeah." She finally replied throwing her arms around him. At this point Deidara and Marisol had seen most of this and they were both screaming like idiots, but somewhere along the lines, Deidara thought it would be a good idea to stand on a chair for a better view out the door…well the excitement overcame him and he had just fallen and landed on top of Marisol…..