It's getting there, peeps. We're almost through! one more week, or it's my neck!
I'll just get by with some quick thanks, then we're off!
Thank you everybody!
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The story opens up today, outside a giant tower in the middle of Same forest, which is a sucky name, but who cares?
In this tower of prettiness, there was a princess of beauty, so beautiful, anybody that looked at her passed out and drooled on the floor.
Her name, was Rapunzel (peach).
ONE DAY!!!!
Ganon flew in on his broomstick, cackling like an evil hag, which unfortunately for him, he WAS!
"EEWWW!!" He/she screamed in a high pitched voice. "You're toooooooo pretty!" He waved his hands about, and said, "Hocus POKUS!!"
He poked Peach super hard, then laughed meanly.
"Ok, wrong spell! HOCUS GROCUS!"
He waved his hands about, and Peach's hair started growing super long. It only made her prettier!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WRONG SPELL!" Ganon shrieked. "HOCUS FOCUS!"
Peach started wearing glasses.
"You look ugly, but not ugly enough!" Ganon said thoughtfully. "HOCUS YOKUS!"
Two wooden boards appeared, with two small dents near the ends, and two big dents in the middle. They clapped over her head and arms, and locked tight.
"No, no…Too medieval!" Ganon sighed. "HOCUS POCUS!"
Peach got super skinny, and super thin. She probably weighed only seventy pounds.
"YES!" Ganon cried. "I finally got it right! Now, you shall live in this tower, forever! You will stay ugly, and with long hair for the rest of your life!"
With that said, Ganon blew the townspeople backwards and into the forest with a huge shockwave, then he blew up the rest of the castle until there was only one tower left. He stretched it waaaaaaaay into the sky with magic and sealed up all the holes, then he grabbed Peach's hair and flew into the one window, before pulling her in by her hair.
"Ha ha ha! See ya later, sucker!" Ganon laughed uproariously, before flying away.
Peach, who was still stunned by the super quick events, suddenly caught up with her emotions, and fell to the floor sobbing, broken hearted. Ganon had everything taken away from her, even her good eyesight!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Peach screamed to the heavens.
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Enrique, the Nameless prince, one day found himself walking through the forest, for the heck of it.
He hadn't been walking long, when bunches of screaming peasants ran past him. He ran towards where they were running from, and he saw a big, crazy crooked tower. He watched as a witch flew out the upper window.
He ran to the bottom of the tower, when he heard a despairing cry of, "WHYYYYYY!?!?!?"
"Hallo, up there!" He called. He saw Peach's head pop out of the window hopefully, and then she started talking, but he couldn't hear her.
"Speak louder!" he called out.
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"I can't hear you!" Peach said.
Jabbering.
"I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Peach yelled.
Jabbering.
Peach sighed exasperatedly, and walked back into the tower and grabbed a piece of paper. She wrote a note on it, and tied it to the end of her hair.
She walked over to the window, then threw her hair out, and let it trail to the ground.
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Enrique watched as Peach's hair fell out the window, then he narrowly avoided it as the great coil of blond slammed into the ground where he had been standing. He dug through the pile of hair, and at the bottom, he found the note.
"Come on up, already. I can't hear you!
Signed, Rapunzel."
"Good enough for me!" Enrique said. He started climbing up Peach's hair.
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Peach held the window sill, but the moment Enrique pulled on her hair, she lost her balance and fell from the window.
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All Enrique knew, was, he was going up, then he started going down. He landed on the ground roughly, and he looked up. He instantly regretted it, because Peach fell on top of him.
"Was there…something you wanted to say?" Enrique gasped.
"Yes!" Peach said. "But you did it already."
"Did WHAT?"
"Rescued me, of course!"
"What was wrong with being up there? Isn't that your room?"
"Some STUUUUPID witch came, made me ugly, then imprisoned me in my own tower! FOR NO REASON!"
"That IS stupid!"
"Yeah, I hope she comes back…" Peach growled.
"Who wants me?" Ganon cackled, flying in on his/her broom like a bat.
"ME!" Peach yelled. She drew her frying pan, and before he/she could react, Peach smashed her pan into Ganon's face, which made it fly away into the sky before it turned into a star.
Peach and Enrique fake married, and lived happily ever after.
THE END
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The show ended, and Crazy was so bored, he was in his chair sleeping, and sucking his thumb. (How? Hand Family secret!)
He woke up with a start, then pressed the ALL COME button on the keyboard. Throughout the mansion, bells rang, which told everybody to come to the auditorium.
In a minute, everybody was inside.
"Why's Master hand sleeping on the floor?" Yoshi asked.
"He's tired." Crazy said. "I'm just taking over for him, is all."
"Ok, then…"
They all sat down, and Crazy started up the portals. Once they formed, everybody acting in The Taming of the Shrew stepped in, and vanished. The remaining smashers sat down in the auditorium as the plasma screen came down.
Crazy quickly distributed popcorn, then started up the show as the commercials ended.
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I wasn't in the mood to draw this one out, if you get what I mean.
Oh yeah, forget what I said about taking a week. I can do it in three days, if not today and tomorrow.
I'm getting' pretty itchy to start part two, and luck and skill are on my side!
If you DON'T trust me…TOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some wild updating to do:D
With that said, Adieu, and Review!
-Shining Riku-