"Hell sucks!" Draco exclaimed. Hikaru and Koaru , the Red haired twins exchanged looks. (No, i am not confused with Fred and george, these Twins are from Ouran high school host club)
"How does it?" One of them said,
"We enjoy it" The Other said,
"That's because your both gay!"
"Bi actually" They said,
"Wheres the women! Wheres the Nudity! Wheres the sex!" Draco exclaimed.
"Sex, where?" Miroku said, hurrying in. Draco pointed at the floor.
"See two invisible lesbians on the floor making out"
"I don't know what your pointing at but my imagination likes it!"
"It's no fun to imagine it, i want it!"
"Relax, at least we're not being tortured like most others that end up in hell" Inuyasha said.
"That's cause he wants us for something, in exchange for no torture a pain." Miroku said.
"My dicks in pain, no action"
"I'm sick of you whining," Inuyasha said, "Use you Imagination and go wank! for fuck sake!" Draco stormed out,
"I miss life" the twins said,
"I miss food" Inuyasha said
"I miss sex" Miroku said, Draco walked back in holding a letter. He read in, then dropped to his knees,
"Hallehluyah!! Finally My erection will fill a vagina instead of my hands!"
"Dude that's just gross!" The twins said.
"What do you mean?"
"We're going to earth!"
"How?"
"Satan said so" They all hurried to read the letter.
Dear Gentlemen
You all know i did not torture you for a reason.
I am sending you to earth to search for my daughter.
You will not grow older but you will have the use of
your homely pleasures, afterwards
you may live eternally in any place you desire.
Just return my daughter.
From Satan
"Eternal life?"
"Fuck yeh, hot, spicy sex here i come" Draco yelled.
"Well it is in exchange for his daughter"
"which makes sense?" They stood there in silence for a moment...
The hall erupted in Woops, Cheers and yells!