Okay, after forever, here is the third chapter. I know loads of you are probably upset at how long I've been gone. Honestly...I just forgot about this account. I got so wrapped up in X-Men and Avatar fics this past year, I let this one go. I am so sorry. I will be working on this story, Granger is Code for Lupin, and one of my Labyrinth fics. Hopefully I will finish them before the end of summer. Once again, I am so sorry.

"Oh, what's next? I wanna hear what's next," Remus laughed slightly, prodding Lily with his feet. He was nearly begging, and practically collapsed onto the floor, overcome with laughter. It was too great…the humiliation Sirius was going through right then. Sure, it distracted them from his studies and N.E.W.T.s were almost there. But hey, one didn't get these chances that often.

The whole library had started to clear out now. Most students were either to horrified from what they were hearing, or irritated by the fact that they couldn't hear anything but occasional screams coming from Sirius. Even his fangirls had packed their bags, shouldering them and walking out, wondering perhaps if he was losing a touch of his sexiness…not to mention sanity.

"No!" Sirius pleaded, pouting his lower lip and tried to use his not-smoky blue eyes to convince Lily to stop right then. And to possibly join him in a tribal dance as he set the notebook in a bonfire.

Rather than even giving him the slightest sign of pity, the red-headed prefect smirked. "Second year, May 23rd, you put a flobber worm in my pumpkin juice."

Cringing, noting her sudden look, Sirius had a sick feeling that she was going to use this story as a way to get back at him for the past 7 years of their lives knowing each other.

"Fine," he muttered darkly, although he shot her a look. He sent his apologies to James for being so smitten with her. She must have put him under some sort of spell. After all, how could a man chase after a girl for 5 years while she hated him? Hell, he knew he wouldn't do it. Then again, he was normal. He didn't have a set girl. Any would do for him.

EXCEPT one particular Raven Rose Jasmine Anastasia Dreams.

Groaning as Lily started the story up again, he managed to avoid the temptation to cover his ears somehow. He wasn't sure whether he was growing up…or the fact that James had pinned his arms to his side.

It had been two weeks since Raven had arrived and the couple had already made out in every room in Hogwarts. They had even managed to get into all of the other common rooms thanks to her quick wit in guessing their passwords—and then getting into the headmaster's office by sweet-talking the gargoyles.

"Ah, my love—"

"I swear to GOD if that's me talking right there, I am suing this girl," Sirius declared, his nails digging into his chair, leaving small chips in the wood. For a moment James thought he was transforming into his animagus counterpart—but soon realized that Sirius was foaming at the mouth out of horror rather than his dog form salivating.

"—these days we have spent together have been amazing. I am grateful that I have been graced by your presence, and that you want me rather than any other man here."

Sirius quickly began to chant 'She wants Snape, She wants Snape,' but unfortunately no one else picked up on it and they left his worst thought confirmed.

"Oh Siry-poo. I could never love anyone more than you. You're just really lucky."

And he was, too. Raven could have chosen any of the boys who went to Hogwarts. On occasion she would catch the eye of a Lucius Malfoy. She was pretty sure that she could pull off a relationship in both ways if she wanted to. They never spoke to each other and they would both be grateful just to have her. But she wasn't that kind of girl. She was made for one man only, and that was Sirius. Their beauty was matched perfectly—well, almost.

"Lucky me," came Sirius' sarcastic remark, only for him to receive a death glare from Lily. "Sorry…"

"I know I am. I'm so glad that Dumbledore let you stay in Gryffindor. That way I have something to do when Remus is studying, Peter is being stupid, and James is doing whatever that isn't as important as you are."

Tears started to come to Sirius' eyes as he heard how the storyline was going on. Had he not seen a bit for himself, he would have thought Lily was making it up as she went along.

"Well, we could really do something right now."

"Like what?"

Raven giggled as she tugged his arm, leading him up to the boy's dorm. The moment he saw them, Peter bowed down at their feet, showing his unworthiness before he ran out. "You know what I want," she declared as she leaned forward giving him a kiss.

"She's not serious, is she?" Remus asked, his eyes widening.

"What?" Peter asked, frowning as he chewed on his pencil.

"Are you sure?" Sirius asked softly, love shining in his eyes. He didn't want to do it if she didn't.

"I don't think I've ever been more ready in my life."

James choked on absolutely nothing, not sure what to say. He saw Sirius curled up in his chair, swiping at an imaginary Raven. "Get back!" the scarred Gryffindor declared to absolutely nothing.

And then Sirius, nodding in agreement, started—

"OH MY GOD!" Lily shouted, throwing the book away from her before running to one of the windows, sucking in deep breaths. "It's only the second chapter. There wasn't even any character development!"

Very carefully, James picked up the notebook, as if it would bite him before taking a deep breath and looking at the page. He turned a bright shade of pink before quickly flipping it over. Then a third time. Glancing at Sirius, his eyes widened. "Feathers, lace, and champagne."

Taking a look at the next page, he shuddered. "Sirius you…you dog! Candles…leather…you did WHAT with your wand?"

In the blink of an eye, Remus had grabbed the notebook out of James' hands and started pawing through it. "I'm sure no one will mind if I skip this all."

"Not at all," Sirius declared meekly, crouching lowly in his chair as if he couldn't see the story, it didn't exist.

"Twenty-three pages later," Remus grimaced before finally settling on the next page. "Is everyone ready?"

A chorus of three 'yeses' came back while a strangled 'no' emerged from the cushions.

"The aye's have it."

"Assholes."

"Speaking of which, do you want me to go to that particular page in your little escapade?" Remus asked threateningly.

His answer was a pillow thrown at his head while James threw a fist in the air.

"Onward!"

There it was. I'm pretty sure it was a disappointment. All my muse left. I tried my best and I hope you enjoyed it. I feel like a failure and I apologize so much for it. If you have any ideas or suggestions, please let me know. I've really lost it . Ack, I sound emo.