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The Curse of Awareness

There's no peace of mind

As your true colors show,

A dangerous sign.

"Wow you're 12, you don't even look like it I thought you were like 17 or something," Naruto busted out.

"Um… Naruto, honey. She really isn't 12," Hinata confessed to Naruto.

"Oh, I knew that. I was just kidding."

I don't know why I said 12, I really meant to say 17 but… wait what was I thinking.

It sucks that I am an easy drunk one sip of scotch and I think I am a twelve year old! Why can't I be normal?!

"Hey Sakura do you want to come to the club with us? We're going to be performing there tonight." Hinata asked breaking me free from my thoughts.

"Sure" I said.

"What was the club called again?" Sasuke suddenly asked out of no where. I almost forgot about him.

"The club," Hinata replied.

"Yes, the club we're playing at."

"The club."

"Yes Hinata, the club, but what is the name of the club?"

"The club!"

"I am not going to ask again! What is the name of the club?!"

"The club's name is "The Club'."

"Oh." Sasuke said dumbfounded.

That scene just reminded me of something right out of "Abbott and Costello"

"Alrighty then, let's get going." Sasuke said placing his unfinished beer on the counter completely oblivious to the fact he placed his beer on top of a fork making the handle come up.

Everyone started walking out of the kitchen, so I followed after. Today was a good day so far and I am sure it will get better. I haven't even done one clumsy thing yet.

That was until I slipped on the beer Sasuke spat out. Causing me to fall and hit my head on the counter making a loud "thunk". Everyone turned to look at me. And as if falling wasn't enough I placed my hand on the counter trying to get up, can you guess where my stupid hand went! My hand landed on top of the standing fork handle causing Sasuke's beer to go flying and crash into a flower vase. Which the flower vase happened to be on top of me, so all the water in the vase is now on top of me. That's not all! Guess where the water is! It's on my chest! Guess what color shirt I am wearing! A white one! And my bra was a white lace see through bra!

My breasts were now fully visible. And I saw Sasuke's gaze wide eyed looking straight at them.

I am so embarrassed! I'm just gonna slump my head down, now.

I really wanted to disappear, but guess what Sasuke was the one that disappeared.

I think he went to the bathroom because before he left he said "I have to go to the bathroom."

Author's Note: My brain is telling me to update day after tomorrow. But I rarely ever listen to my brain. Do you think I should listen to my brain this time?