Sorry about the lateness in posting. Yeah I know the title is very Buzz Lightyear-ish, oh well. Oh remember to review when your done.

Chapter 3: To quidditch tryouts and beyond

The next morning James woke up and realized that today would be quidditch tryouts. The captain had put up tryouts to fill the positions of seeker and beater, played by James and Sirius. They decided that they would get up and tryout. James got out of bed and went over to Sirius and shook him, ummm, her awake.

"I don't want to go to Jupiter." Sirius grumbled in his sleep.

"Com'n get up, we have tryouts."

"mmmm. Ten more minutes, mum." James slapped him in the back of the head. "What was that for?" James shrugged.

They hurried and showered and dressed and then ran down to the quidditch pitch. They were five minutes late. They were surprised at how many people wanted to fill the positions of the infamous marauders, or those that made the team. It took nearly three hours to get through everyone once they got the people from the other houses to leave. Both Sirius and James made the cut, James a seeker, and Sirius a beater( although I think that Sirius only made the cut because he is so freakin' hot and most the guys were checking him out, and they would kill the captain if she didn't let him on. Hey what would you do if someone like that nearly flashed you? Answer: recruit them and hope it happens again, well for the boys that is). After ending tryouts they sped off to the common room, it was a beautiful Saturday and they wanted to spend it thinking up pranks and outside.

Remus was waiting for them in the common room eager to find out how tryouts went.

"We made it, Moony, we made it." James was practically shouting. Remus smiled and gave them a 'manly' hug (sorry I couldn't help myself manly is such a funny word, hahahaha) in congratulations. Peter wobbled down the stairs rubbing his eyes tiredly.

"Wha's go'n on?"

"We made the team, Wormy my man." Sirius answered.

"That sounds great and all, but can we please work on trying to fix our little problem at hand." Lily said from behind them.

"Awwww, no victory kiss." James mock whined.

"Oh, shut up, I would slap you but I know the rule and it would make me look bad."

"Rule? What the hell are you talking about?"

"You can't hit girls." Remus answered Sirius's question for Lily.

"Oh, that's a rule? I always thought it was common sense." It was Peter who said this.

"It is."

"Oh"

"Ok, so what problem are we supposed to be working on?" James

"First, pranking Dumbledore. Second, turning ourselves back to our original genders."

"Oh"

"And how are we supposed to do that?" Peter

"Me and Rachel have been going to the library to look for any spells or potions to turn us back."

"Why can't we just use the potion that we made to turn ourselves back?" James

"Because it was made so that you would have to switch genders it wouldn't work with switching back."

"Oh"

"Stop saying that it's annoying."

"Oh- owww, jeeze what was that for?"

"I told you to stop saying that you should always heed the warning of a redhead."

"Yeah, I'll remember that next time."

"You'd better."

"So what about the prank?"

"I was doing research on that, too. I haven't found anything yet."

"It's always you and the library isn't it, Evens?"

"Oh, shut up, Potter."

"So do we have anything?" Remus

"I'm afraid not." Lily then went away from the group and headed away from the common room.

"Hey, Evens, Where are you going?"

"Library, Potter, and you don't have to know everywhere I go, or are you just going to stalk me?" she turned and left.

"Me likey the at-ti-tude." Sirius snapped and waved his hand on either side of him with every syllable of the last word (I always found it creepy anytime anyone did that).

"Siri?"

"Yes my dear prongs."

"You are an embarrassment to the name of the Marauders." Sirius went to the corner and pretended to cry and was a little disappointed when nobody fell for the trick but instead laughed.

"Man you guys can be so cruel." Sirius pouted.

"Haha, give it a break, pads, you look hilarious when your pretending to get emotional and anyway I'm still scared for life after what happened last time."

"What happened last time?" Remus had his eyebrow raised and looked very curious and somehow amused.

"What is going through your head?" Sirius had caught the slight hint of a smile and how he was trying so hard not to laugh.

"Nothing, I'm curious that's all."

"well, it was many years ago and when I first, in our first year met Siri over here and I was trying to show some magic which rebounded and ended up hitting Pads, it was the body binding curse, after finally getting him out of it he pretended to cry and I, being the greatest friend in the whole entire world," earns a snort from all of his other friends, "tried to give a helping hand he pounced me, but…" he broke off blushing furiously.

"What happened?" Remus couldn't keep it in anymore and was laughing, Peter looked rather confused as to what was so funny, Sirius was blushing and gave a nervous chuckle.

"Uuhhh, how about we go and play quidditch?" both James and Sirius started to make their way to their brooms when a hand landed on each of their shoulders forcing them on the couch by the fire. Remus made himself comfortable on a chair next to them motioning Peter to do the same his face was red from all the laughing, but he didn't look like he would give up trying to get the story out of them.

"What happened?" he asked a little more forcibly then he meant.

"Well he pounced me and sort of missed, he was aiming for my midsection but kind of ended up a little off target and a little more south." Remus fell off the chair from laughing so hard, even Peter who didn't completely get the picture was laughing along with him, although he managed the decency to stay in his seat.

"Oh, this is priceless."

"What is so funny?" Lily entered the common room, a bunch of books wrapped in her arms. She kept glancing from Remus, who had tears now coming out of his eyes from laughing so hard, to James and Sirius, who were no blushing furiously. "He is okay, right?" she was a little worried about Remus's sanity. The other three nodded, Peter managed to stop laughing after Lily had come into the common room.

"Oh, hello Lily." Remus was now blushing a little bit.

"What happened? I have never seen you like that before."

"Oh, we were just sharing and old joke regarding James and Sirius."

"Hmmm, I should probably hear it sometime, but for now I have some books that might help with both the pranks and the other problem. If these books don't help I can probably manage to get Professor Slughorn to allow me into the restricted section and we might be able to come across something useful."

"Yes, Professor Slughorn wouldn't allow his precious, perfect student to not get what she wants."

"Shut up, Potter, I am not the Professors 'precious, perfect student.' And I think that you are being a prick to thing otherwise. I am just a student like you and any other person, the only difference is that I just happen to study, where you just sit around pranking any Slytherin in sight or thinking of how to torture Snape."

"Yeesh, no need for the attitude, Evens." She glared at James but made no comment.

"So the prank?" Remus was eager to change the subject before the argument went any further.

"Well we should probably start reading and then see where that goes; this prank has to be brilliant, beyond anything that the legendary marauders have ever done. It should be so memorable that it could be but in books, it should be made a holiday (and that, dear kiddies, is how April fools became a holiday!)."

"Brilliant, Evens, just brilliant. I think that this'll be a start to a good friendship."

"Don't hold your breath, Potter, but maybe it is, maybe it is."

Yay another chapter done. I thought that it could be funnier, but it works. Oh and remember to review. I'll try and get my next chapter posted sooner.