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No, no, not this.

Chapter 4: Omg, I'm gonna die!

"Hey! Richards, congratulations on making the team! If you see Rant will you tell her that we have the field for practice tomorrow after dinner? I expect you to both be there right after, no dilly-dallying. Got it?"

"Yes, Captain. Ey-yie, captain," Jamie had a cheeky tone in her voice. Hannah Jenkins, the Quidditch captain, glared at Jamie.

"Richards, I take this oncoming match very seriously, we are ahead of the other houses and if we keep our heads straight and keep playing a good match, there is a chance that we will take the cup. Slytherin is in the second lead, and I am sure that you were told of the Slytherin house and their reputation. I don't want to go through the humiliation of having the snakes beat us. I will not have you mess this chance up, you are a good player, almost as good as our previous, I aim to win and you won't stop me. Now, I don't want any tom-foolery, and I expect best performances' seeing as this is my last year."

"And good riddance," Jamie said as Jenkins stormed off. Then she headed up to the common room to get Sarah and tell her about the pitch being booked. As she reached there and told the Fat Lady the password she heard the others talking.

"…and so, yeah." Sarah seemed to finish up whatever she was saying, which was probably just pointless babble, one of Sirius's favorite hobbies.

"Okay…oh, hey Jamie."

"Hey, Rems," James decided to call Remus by his shortened name.

"So, what's going on?" Sirius asked.

"Oh, just Jenkins getting on my back about lateness and a tearful story of her last year. Oh, and get this, she said I was almost as good as the old seeker. Almost? That is just unbelievable."

"Yeah." Sirius responded.

"Yeah, if she knew that I was the previous seeker, she would totally be kicking herself in the a-"

"Say, Jamie, isn't there something else that you should be doing?" Erik asked trying to distract the raving girl from her rant.

"Oh? Would you kindly enlighten me? What exactly am I supposed to be doing right now?"

"Um, the prank, I'm guessing?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, now I remember."

"Idiot," Erik muttered under his breath.

"What? Did you say something?"

"Um, no?"

"Yeah, whatever, I just have to go to the bathroom first." At first Jamie started heading for the guys' dorms until Erik cleared "his" throat and indicated the girls' dorm.

"Oh, um, oops, I'll just go… yeah…bye."

"Ok, that was weird," Sarah muttered looking awkward. Rachel then slapped him in the back of the head. "Ow, hey! What was that for?"

"It just felt like the appropriate thing to do."

"Merlin, you can be so cruel. Hey! You also ruined my hair; I have to make sure that it looks perfect now. Oh, and, Remsy, I've been meaning to ask you something, now that we are girls if we decide to go out with, you know, guys for a while will that make us gay? But if we go out with girls everyone will think that anyway, so I'm really confused, and what if they never change us back, damnit, what will I do?" Sarah started panicking and mumbling, when she started tugging at her hair like a mad-man, humhmm, I totally meant woman, Rachel decided that was a good time to intervene.

"Come on, Sarah, maybe you should take a break, don't think about whom to go out with, or in your case do. Just sit back and think about pranking, and I'm sure that Dumbledore, no matter how mad he seems, will allow this to go on too long. Besides I don't think our families will appreciate or accept this kind of punishment."

"I dunno, my folks are looking for an excuse to get rid of me, they will probably just marry me off the moment I step into that house. Remus, I don't want to spend the rest of my life with the highest bidder, and what if he wants a kid, I don't want to ruin my perfect looks. What if he's shallow? I don't want to be with a shallow person, who will take me on one date and dump me."

"Hypocrite," Erik snorted at how ironic that seemed, "that is exactly what you do, and you are shallow. It would probably serve you right with all the people you hurt."

"Then they shouldn't be stupid enough to go out with me, I mean it probably has gone around the whole school what kind of guy I am about now. It's their bloody faults for not listening."

"God, I knew that you could be a bit picky and noncommittal, but you are just a pompous ass, a total pig. You have absolutely no consideration of others feelings, and feel that everybody is just beneath you, one day it will come back and bite you in the-"

A blood curdling scream was heard, a second later Jamie came running down the girls staircase panicking. Everybody who was in the common room looked over at her with concern and panic. Eric and Sarah ran over to her, Rachel was halfway up from her seat with a book in hand and looked over their way with concern showing on her face. She also looked ready to run at a moments notice if anything was wrong.

"Merlin, what is going on? Are you alright? Do we need to take you to Madam Pomphrey?"

"Oh, my, god. I think I'm dying!"

"Is there anyplace we could go that is empty?" Erik asked Sarah, they all headed up to the boys' dorm with Rachel and Amy in tow. Once they were all in and had the room locked and had a silencing spell performed on it they turned their attention back to Jamie.

"James, what is going on?" Sirius asked in concern (A/N: in case you are confused, I decided to use their actual names now that they are somewhere private, I may not do it all the time though, just to let you know.)

"I don't know, I got up and there was blood in the bowl. Lily, I want you to know that if I die I love you; I wish that we could have gotten married and have twenty kids running around. I…" Everyone but James, who was still ranting, and Peter, who was too stupid to know what was going on, laughed or sighed with relief.

"James, you're not dying!" Lily informed him/her.

"Lily, don't try to reassure me or try to make me hopeful, the first step is to admit your problems. You may not know this but I am human, too," Lily snorted at this, "therefore, making me mortal, that means that I will die someday."

"We all know what mortality is and means, James." Lily snapped.

"As a dying man or in this case woman, Lillian Evans, may you grant me one small favor before I die?"

"James you are not going to die-"

"Lily, I know that this must be devastating for you, but you don't have to pretend to make me happy."

"James, it's just a period."

"Yeah, I even knew that." Sirius decided to enter himself in the conversation.

"I know, it is just my time is all, but I wish that we could have worked things out before I died, oh, god, but it is better this way. You won't have to watch me in agony any longer."

"James, you're not dying, and since when have you been in agony?" Lily was starting to get really irritated by now, it was amusing at first, but she just had no more patience.

"Oh, god the agony, I can see the light, maybe it's a sign. No, I still have to say good-bye. Sirius, I love you mate, and I'm sorry for all the times I nicked your food and blamed it on Peter, and I know that I still owe you that ham sandwich (A/N: hahaha, sorry I couldn't resist it, and to any of you who don't get this you should probably read 'can I have that sandwich?' another story written by yours truly.) and Remus, I'm sorry that I stole your favorite potions book and again blamed it on Peter-"

"That was you?!"

"-and Peter, you still owe everybody 30 gallons for the bet I made for you. Oh, how I will miss you all so much."

"Damnit, James you are not going to die if I can help it, remember our agreement we are going to go together, if you're dying I'm going with you."

"James isn't dying, remember?"

"Oh, right. Damnit, Jamsie man, snap out of it." With that Sirius went over and slapped James on the face.

"What'ch you do that for? Do you always go around slapping dying people on the face?"

"Sorry, mate. Wait, you're dying?"

"SIRIUS!"

"Oh, right. Damnit, Jamsie-"

"Oh, for crying out loud, Potter, you are not, I repeat, NOT dying; you are just having what is known as a period. And before you start, they are not painful, so don't even start that song of woe and misery, and you don't die from them. All you have to do is- Sirius, what are you doing?"

"Oh, he looked a little pale and he was going down so I thought it was a perfect time to give him CPR, man, it probably would have looked hot though, I wish I was where you are standing. Hey! Remsy, why don't you come over here and give him CPR and I'll watch."

"That is sick!" both Remus and Lily said at the same time, identical disgusted looks on their faces.

"Get off me, man, I don't need this CPR thing that your are talking about, where did you hear that crap anyway?"

"I don't know, Remus?"

"Did you?"

"It's a Muggle method, but that doesn't matter now, are you convinced that you're not dying?"

"I'm not dying? What a relief! I was just about to ask Lily to marry me, though."

"Pity, mate."

"Yeah, I know."

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I will admit that this chapter was not as good as the original that was written but that one got lost the night before I was going to post it, it took me a little while to put this one up. I hope that it was good, and that you enjoyed it. I tried to make James as comically dramatic as possible, but I wish that I had to original. I may have over done it with Sirius, though.

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Yay! One of the marauders finally got their period, I am still trying to figure out if I should have Sirius have his little makeout session with himself, or if I should do the others as well. I guess it's only fair.