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Chapter 2 – The End of Their Fun, the Beginning of Ours!
AN: Italics in this chapter are thoughts of any characters, not just Relena!
Duo Maxwell was wandering down one of the office's long corridors, bored to death, when he heard loud laughter. It was coming from one of the rooms, mainly the Ladies Lounge room. Curious and having all the time in the world, he stopped to listen.
"Geez Relena! You were gone so long; we thought you'd forgotten about us!"
Hey! That's Hilde's voice! What's going on? Duo crept closer to the door, straining his ears to hear better.
"Sorry, I had to file away some papers and lock the office door. I didn't realize I'd be gone so long." Relena replied.
"Right. So where did we leave off?" Sally asked. Duo heard a lot of rustling papers.
"We were just going to finish up with Trowa's quotes, and Quatre's quotes, weren't we?"
"I hope so, it's almost lunch time and I'm starving!" Hilde Exclaimed.
"Oh no! She's turning into another Duo! Quick Relena, get me the antidote. Stat!" Sally pretended.
HEY! She said that like it's a bad thing! Duo pouted. And what do they mean 'Trowa's Quotes'. What quotes?
"Okay! Let's end this. Trowa's turn." Relena said cheerfully as she grabbed the paper away from Hilde. (AN: From here on until the end of the quotes Relena's thoughts are in italic like in the first chapter.)
· "This is going to be the final underpants of my life" Okay. Ewwwwww.
· "Out of underpants. That was fast, surprise, surprise." Guess he'll have to do his laundry more often!
· "Those who have laid eyes on underpants shall not live to tell about it" Wow! That's intense…
· "I don't have a name, call me 'underpants' if you like" Isn't it funny how often something like this comes up?
Duo was extremely curious; the room had gone quiet, except for a few small giggles every so often. And then an explosion of voices nearly knocked him off his feet.
"Okay, I'll be truthfully honest," Relena started. "That wasn't half as funny as the other ones."
"Yeah, that's why we saved it for one of the last. Trowa's the quietest one; it was hard to even scrape through with the few I actually found!" Sally replied.
"I'm HUNGRY!!!" Hilde shouted. She giggled when she noticed the glares she was getting. "Well, I am."
"We'll, go for lunch in a minute. Lena, read Quatre's lines. His are a little more interesting." Sally motioned towards the paper in Relena's hand.
"Well, ok. Quatre's turn I guess."
· "Goodbye…my dearest underpants" Awww, that would be so cute if he wasn't talking about his underpants.
· "It's beautiful, very, very beautiful. Beautiful. Do they know how beautiful the underpants are?" Snicker
· "Are there more underpants like me? Wish I could meet them. All of them." That's a little degrading, calling yourself underpants'. Then again he did grow up with 29 sisters.
· "Roger that, Heero. I'll stake my underpants on you." Why not millions of dollars?
· "They're violent and dangerous. But they're all really nice underpants." Oh no! Run away, it's the Underpants of Death! Ha ha.
· "I think it's time for us to return to outer space – with our underpants." As opposed to what exactly?!?
"Awww. That was cute and funny." Relena looked up from the paper. "Well, if we're done here, I suggest we go have lunch before Hilde here dies from hunger pains." Relena giggles as Hilde shot her a venomous look.
Duo barely had a minute to hide before the door opened and the three girls, walked out.
"Hey wait, shouldn't we take the paper with us?" Hilde asked, looking back at the door.
"Nah! It's not like anyone would go in there and steal it." Sally responded. Duo grinned from his hiding spot. How wrong she is…
"Yeah, let's get lunch." Relena lead the way towards the elevators as Duo slipped quietly into the room.
"Wow! It's so nice and clean in here!" Duo forgot to be quiet and spoke out loud. "Hellooo, what's this?" He stooped to pick up a crumpled piece of paper that was half hiding under a load of magazines. So this is what they've been up to….hmmm interesting. His violet eyes scanned the sheet.
Duo folded and pocketed the paper, intending to show the other guys. If the girls think they can mock us and get away with it, they're seriously mistaken. And with that, he strolled out of the room, plans for revenge
in mind, a huge grin on his face.
AN: Okay, this one sucked and wasn't nearly as funny. I'm so sorry. The next one features the guys beating the girls at their own game. Please review anyway; I'm open to any suggestions! Thanks