The Legend of the Keyblade
Chapter Eight: Then Things Got a Little Complicated
The Organization
"Sir it seems that the mission has been interrupted." A cloaked figure says to another.
"It would seem so Luxord, I suggest you and Saix go and help the fools." The other replies.
"Of course, Superior." Luxord replies before stepping back into a portal.
The Keybladers
"WE WILL NEVER REVEAL OUR SECERTS!" Marluxia yells.
Demyx pokes him, "We have secrets?"
Axel begins to crack up and Zexion begins to beat his head on the ground. Jayson stares at them for a moment and Eden quickly picks up his interrogation.
"Where is Santa?" She asks coldly.
"What does the Organization want?" Ivory also asks.
"And who was stupid enough to send you four to spy on us?" Jayson finally asks.
"Santa? Who's Santa?" Demyx asks innocently. Eden bends down and looks him in the eye.
"Answer the question or you might not be as much as a guy when you next wake up." She growls. Demyx squeaks and tries to scoot away from her. Jayson tries but fails to hide a grin.
"I don't know where he is! We just got here! DON'T HURT ME!"
"I don't know why he's making such a big deal I mean it's not like he could get a girl pregnant anyway." Ivory mutters. Zexion's mouth drops, Axel howls with laughter, Marluxia twitches and Demyx begins to whimper while rocking back and forth.
"I can't believe you went there." Jayson mutters disturbed and Ivory grins at Eden.
"MOVING ON!" Jayson shouts, then continue in a level voice, "Now tell us what you know or Eden will be forced to..Erm..castrate you all. Now then what is your plan?"
"We want to be whole." Came a curt reply from behind. Jayson turns around and looks at two cloaked figures.
"SAIX! LUXORD! SAVE ME!" Demyx yells. Eden upon hearing their names took out the Organization paper.
"Saix: the Berserker, known to go Berserk/crazy at the most inopportune moments, also is funny looking, not to mention creepy, he has a large Clamor. I wonder if he's compensating for something." Ivory snickers and Eden continues to read,
"Zexion: Cloaked Schemer, he does most of the thinking besides Xemnas, doesn't have a weapon because he doesn't fight,." Zexion growls and Eden continues,
"Axel: Flurry of Dancing Flames, uses a pair of chakram, is a hothead, but is all around pretty cool-"
"Damn straight!" Axel says, Eden glares and continues on,
"Demyx: Melodious Nocturne, uses a blue sitar shaped like the Organization's symbol as his weapon, he doesn't like to fight, and is a idiot at times but does something amazing every once and awhile." Ivory giggles and Eden continues once again,
"Luxord: The Gamble of Fate, he is a obsessive gambler who likes to cheat Xemnas at black jack-"
"THAT IS A LIE!" Luxord shouts.
"- He gambles about everything and he fights with a deck of cards and magical spells.. Oooo.. he is known to turn people into dice and is pretty weak."
"THAT IS ALSO A LIE!" Luxord shouts.
"Look I didn't write it, besides the paper is never wrong." Eden replies.
"THE PAPER IS WRONG!" Luxord yells.
"Hey, is that paper where you got information on me?" Marluxia asks.
"Yes. AND IT DOES NOT!"
"IT DOES TOO!" Luxord and Marluxia yell.
"IT DOES NOT!" Eden and Ivory scream back.
"Hey Saix is turning purple." Jayson points out.
"DUCK AND COVER!" Axel yells as he, Marluxia, Demyx, and Zexion leap behind Eden, Ivory and Jayson. Saix summons his weapon and advances menacingly.
"What is the meaning of this!" Someone exclaims.
"Santa!" Jack yells.
"Santa? Santa!" Jayson yells.
Axel and Demyx disappear. Zexion has been missing for awhile and Marluxia looks around the room bewildered.
"There will be no fighting in this workshop and that's that, now then, Marluxia, Luxord, and Saix! You three better get your act together or you will never get another present."
"Never?" Saix surprisingly whimpers.
"Never," Santa repeats.
"WE'RE SORRY!" They yell and disappear with a poof.
"Well damn." Jayson mutters with awe then turns and faces Santa.