Me: Hey! It's me again! Yes. I know the last chappy was a little wierd. I COULDN"T THINK OF AN IDEA!!!
Koneko:O.o You have serious problems!
Me: Hey! I am not the one who brought sonic and tails and those guys into my story!
Koneko: I am guessing you read chappy nine in my story. Star ocean gone random?
Me: Mmmmmhmmmm. Really gay and funny.
Koneko: Thanks...wait...HEY!!! It was not gay!
Me: Yes it was.
Koneko: No It... well...maybe a little...
Albel: A little??? You were squeezing Tails and sonic to death! Then you burped to have your ears and tail pop out!!!
Me: Yeah. But you turn into a crab.
Albel: Good point. Hey! What does being part crab mean?
Sophia: That you are crabby and like to battle fellow fighters like fayt here.
Fayt: YOU DON"T HAVE PROOF THAT I LIKE ALBEL!!!
Albel: You what?
Fayt: Nuthing.
Me: Maybe I should get the disclaimer out here so we can get on with the chappy. DISCLAIMER!!!
Disclaimer: I know I know! Don't own don't sue. Only my retarded ideas. Happy?
Me: Very. ON WITH THE CHAPPY!!!
Previously in WHAT THE HEY:
Albel had turned into a mew sort of thing in the black sarong, red shirt, crab legs, and odd catch phrase sort thing.
Kitsune: ALBEL TURNED INTO A MEW SORT OF THING! But what about us? Bya!
Koneko: I think we might too...
Peppita: I don't know about this...I like love more than war. Why not trying to talk to them and work things out! They could have pluto! We don't care about that planet!
Kitsune: Okay peppita. One, They have weapons that could kill us and I don't think they are very understanding. Two, Pluto isn't a planet anymore. Three, it is freezing cold. They would die. And four, Pluto is where I KEEP MY WEAPONS FOR KILLING FAYT AND ALBEL AND THE REST OF THE GAY PEOPLE IN THE STORY LIKE CLIFF MARIA AND YOU AND ROGER!!! You wouldn't want them getting those weapons would you???
Peppita: N...n...no mam.
Koneko: You scared her! Wait, she is part bunny. Awwww. -cuddles peppita-
Peppita: Can't...breathe...this...woman...is...CRAZY!!!!!!
Koneko: Hey! -pushes peppita off of tree-
Peppita: Oh Noooo!!! -transforms into girl with a bunny tail, bunny ears, and a pink flowing dress like the one peach has from mario party- Cool! I look like my favorite character from mario party! Weeeeee!!!
Koneko: Okay... then. Who wants to go next? -noone speaks up- Noone? Then I guess I will just have to pick for myself. -pushes roger off-
Roger: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!-turns into chicken boy with chicken legs, beak, and a feather suit- WHAT THE!!!!
Kitsune: I want to know what cliff looks like! -pushes cliff off-
Cliff: OMG!!! -turns into a lamb thing with a lamb tail, ears, and a pink mini skirt on with a blue halter top.-
Kitsune: That is nasty. He didn't shave this week! He looks like big foot! Now let's push adray off!
Adray: No! No! -gets pushed off by kitsune and koneko because he is sooo fat and heavy. Almost five hundred pounds!-AHHHH!!! -turns into thing with spider head, legs, and a big butt he is naked too-
Kitsune: Ewwwwww. Who haven't we pushed off??
Maria: ME!!! I mean...Not me!!
Koneko: Too late! -pushes her off-
Maria: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -turns into gilr with tiger tail and ears and a snail suit?-
Kitsune: Why is she wearing a snail suit when she is a tiger?
Maria: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Koneko: Prolly cause she is as slow as a dieing snail.
Kitsune: Good point. Now how about we push Nel off.
Mirrage: I don't know.I want to see fayt as a babboon.
Koneko: True...True...But nel is an ostridge sooo,,,,it might be funnier...
kitsune: I agree. Nel it is! -pushes nel off-
Nel: What in the friggin world is going on? -turns into a freak with ostridge legs and feet, a beak, and a VERY long neck She is wearing a feather costume too like roger- OMG!! I look gay!!
Fayt: Exactly! -jumps off-Weeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! -has a babbon tail and ears with a long blue sarong and no shirt with motorcycle gloves-
Kitsune: Please tell me he won't be hyper like pudding from tokyo mew mew.
Fayt: I LOVE BEING HYPER!!!!
Koneko: Great. Shall we?
Kitsune: We shall. -grabs hand of koneko and jumps-
Both: Star ocean characters all around, mew mews come to us right now, Let us unite and become one, so we can stop the evil one. Trust in us as you will see, that this was our true destiny, -start glowing and transform. Kitsune has a black tail with black ears and a red tube top dress and red shoulder bracelets while Koneko has a black tail and black ears, but a blue tubetop dress with blue shoulder bracelets-
Mirrage: How did you do that?
Kitsune: Hello! Giant magic fans!!
Koneko: We practice it...
Fayt: Sweet. But how are you still floating?
Kitsune: If you knew anything about mews, you would know that they could fly and had special abilities like noone else. Watch. Show them Koneko! Bya!
Koneko: Berry Baton!!!! -all of a sudden a baton sort thing that is plue with like a ribbon thing pops up in her hand- Koneko Crystal! -a diamond sort thing pops out of the baton and shoots at fayt knocking him out-
Albel: Wow... Do i have powers like that?
Kitsune: Sure do. Just believe in yourself and magic and say whatever comes to mind.
Albel: Okay...Crabby Crown! -a crown appears on albel's head, but noone else has a clue what it does or means...does it mean that he is the leader of the pack? or that he is the king of crabs? Noone knows exept for mirrage, but she wants him to figure it out on his own...-
Me: Okay then... That was odd...
Koneko: You got that right.
Albel: So...what am i?
Me: I can't tell you, in fact, I don't even know...
Albel: But you are the authoress aren't you?
Me: Yes..but I haven't thought it thru that far...
Koneko: Okay.
Me: Don't forget to R&R. But no flames!!! Gosh!!! Oh! And I am having a little contest sort thing...The first ten people to review this chappy get to be in the next chappy and possibly the rest of the story..Just tell me why you like the story, what you want to be called, how you want to look, what animal, and why you want to be in the story. Have fun! Sayanara!!