Carlotta ( to the tune of "Maria" from "West Side Story")
Sung by Christine:
Carlotta
I sang for a bitch named Carlotta
And when I sang
I instantly gained fame.
Carlotta
A backdrop fell on Carlotta
And suddenly I found how awful her sound was…
Carlotta
Say it loud and it makes you cringe
Candy is her favorite thing on which to binge.
Carlotta
I sing much better than Carlotta…
The most awful singer I ever heard
Carlotta…