Crazy Squirrelflight's Row, row, row your boat version by Squirrelflight.
Row, Row, Row your boat,
Gently down the stream,
Throw poor Ashfur off your boat
And listen to him scream.
Nine days later,
Floatin' down the Delaware,
Showin' off his underwear
He saw a sign said,
Beware of the polar bear,
But he wasn't aware.
Ten months later eaten by that polar bear
Doooown in the Delaware!!
rang across the camp.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Every cat screamed.
"I just made it up! You like?" Squirrelflight asked.
"I don't have underwear!" Ashfur growled.
"Let's just say we would rather be killed than hear that." Cloudtail hissed.
Offended, Squirrelflight retorted, "Row row row your boat is sooo cool! You don't know what real coolness is, you old geezer!"
That was too much.
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT,
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!
THROW DUMD SQUIRRELFLIGHT OFF THE BOAT
AND LISTEN TO HER SCREAM!
NINE DAYS LATER,
FLOATIN' DOWN THE DELAWARE,
SHOWIN' OFF HER UNDERWEAR
SAW A SIGN, SAID
WATCH OUT FOR THE POLAR BEAR
BE SHE WAS NOT AWARE!
TEN MONTHS LATER,
EATEN BY THE POLAR BEAR,
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN! IN THE DELAWARE!!!"
Cloudtail screamed.
So, Squirrelflight was forced to scream it Cloudtail-style a hundred times.
And that meant ThunderClan had to –once again- put in their earplugs.