Crazy Squirrelflight's Ba Ba Black sheep version by Squirrelflight
Gingerstar14: Since I got so many good reviews I decided to make one more chapter 2day. Poor Ashfur.
Ba ba Ashfur, have you any fur?
No ma'am No ma'am
I had burrs.
So they had to clip my fur,
down to tiny stubs!!
"I'm gonna die if I have to listen to more of that!!" groaned Dustpelt.
"All I can say is that's is not true." Ashfur growled.
"CRITICS!!" yowled Squirrelflight. She narrowed her eyes.
"All cats old enough to catch their own prey, join here beneath highledge for a clan meeting!" Firestar yowled. All the clan gathered under the highledge.
"Whataya want?" Spiderleg called.
"I'm here to file a complaint. Any cat who thinks Squirrelflight should stop singing, form a line in front of the highledge and one by one, tell why you think it should stop." Firestar commanded.
All the cats formed a line, except Squirrelflight.
Ashfur, who was the first in line, yowled: "It's the worst for me because it's about me!"
The rest of the clan yowled: "IT'S FREAKIN ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!"
Firestar nodded. "So it should stop. Squirrelflight, what do you have to say?"
"Yes I'll stop, but then I'll sing in a high squeaky voice!"
Firestar turned pale. "You may keep singing."
The whole clan groaned.
"Belive me, you'll thank me for it later." Firestar promised."But, to make it up to you, we can drive to Target to get new earplugs in my new strech limo!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" The clan cheered. They piled into Firestar's green limo! Squirrelflight stayed behind to sing:
Ba ba Ashfur, have you any fur?
No ma'am no ma'am
I had a burrs.
So they had to clip my fur,
down to tiny stubs!
She sang it ninty-five times before the clan came back, because the lines were super-long in Target, and Firestar's limo ran out of gas and they had to call a tow-truck with Sandstorm's cell-phone.