Crazy Squirrelflight's Mary had a little lamb version by Squirrelflight.
Ashfur had a big fat burr,
big fat burr,
big fat burr,
Ashfur had a big fat burr
so he had to clip his fur off!
Ashfur had to clip his fur,
clip his fur,
clip his fur,
Ashfur had to clip his fur,
and he wasn't happy about it!
Ashfur was very cold,
very cold,
very cold
Ashfur was very cold,
'cause he didn't have any fur!!
"Stop it with the burr!" Ashfur moaned, stuffing his earplugs in his ear.
Suddenly!! Nothing! (okay I just had to do that)
"Hmm, I'm gonna do something real funny next time!" Squirrelflight exclaimed.
"Why am I stuck with it? I was kinda, almost your mate!" Ashfur asked.
"My dear, dear Ashfur. You must know that some cats are fun to tease!" Squirrelflight laughed.
"Firestar, got any ideas?" Squirrelfligtht asked.
"How about SHUT UP?" Cloudtail interrupted.
"CloudtailcloudtailcloudtailyourafreakinidiottothinkthatIwouldquit!!"Squirrelfligtht jammed her words togther so Cloudtail couldn''t hear.
"HUH?" Cloudtail asked.
"Cloudtail, there are things in life that some cats shouldn't hear." Squirrelflight mewed.
Squirrelflight sang her song again.
Sorry it was so short! I got an even funnier one for the next chapter. This will go on as long as I have ideas. R&R!