Crazy Squirrelflight's All around the mulberry bush version by Squirrelflight.

All the time in ThunderClan's camp,

Squirrelflight bothered Ashfur

Squirrelflight thought it all was cool,

but "AHHHHHHHH" screamed Ashfur.

"At least no more burrs." Ashfur mewed.

"It's true this time too!" Squirrelflight yowled proudly.

"All cats old enough to catch their own prey, join here beneath Highledge for a clan meeting." Firestar called.

"I wonder what he wants now?" Brambleclaw meowed.

"I have noticed out earpugs have worn out again, and that Wal-mart's are longer-lasting! We will go to Wal-mart and buy new earpugs!"

"YAY!!" Birchpaw yowled.

Squirrelflight refused to be upset. She screamed:

All the time in ThunderClan's camp,

Squirrelflight bothered Ashfur.

Squirrelflight thought it all was cool,

but "AHHHHHHHHH" screamed Ashfur!!!

The clan quickly piled in Firestar's limo, which he had painted red-white-and-blue. They got new earplugs that worked better, so Squirrelflight just had to scream louder.