They Both Went Through the Mirror (to the tune of "They Both Reached for the Gun" from "Chicago")
Sung by the cast of the Phantom of the Opera:
Random Person:
(spoken): Mr. Opera Ghost and the Opera Populaire Rag!
Notice how she followed him,
But why?
Raoul:
Where'd you come from?
Phantom:
From the cellar
Piangi:
Do you do magic?
Phantom:
Like Penn and Teller
Raoul:
Why'd you take her?
Phantom:
I was lonely
I couldn't get her off my mind
She could make my song take flight…
Christine:
Why'd you do it?
Phantom:
Cause I love you
Managers:
Did you hurt her?
Phantom:
No of course not!
Joseph Buquet:
Why'd you kill me?
Phantom:
I was angry
I've been living all alone
I need to learn to play the trombone…
Carlotta:
Unforgivable
Unforgivable
Completely unforgivable
Christine:
Leave him alone!
Just leave him alone!
Why don't you try
To write the music of the night?
Meg:
Do you sing?
Phantom:
Some of the time
Managers:
Do you have issues?
Phantom:
In my mind
From my mom I wanted kisses
Stop it with these mean disses!
Madame Giry and Christine:
Understandable
Understandable
Yes, it's really quite remarkable
All you want is love
All you need is love
Why don't you try wearing those sexy gloves?
Christine:
Do you want me
To come with you
Through the mirror
Like before
Phantom:
That's what I want
Just to love you
You can make my song take flight
Hear the music of the night
Just promise me
You won't pull off
My mask that
I like to wear
That's the thought that
Crossed my mind
When we both went through the mirror!
Both went through… the …mirror!
Others:
The mirror
The mirror
The mirror
The mirror
The mirror
Both went through the mirror!