Crazy Squirrelflight's Yankee Doodle version by Squirrelflight.
Stupid Ashfur went to town,
ridin on a beaver!
Stuck a burr on his pelt
and called it cheese stomboli!
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!" Screamed Ashfur.
"My throat is so dry!" Squirrelflight rasped.
"Go ask Firestar if he has any throat pills." Brambleclaw suggested.
Squirrelflight bounded over to Firestar. "Do you have any throat pills?"
"No. I can take you to Target to get some." Firestar replied. So they got in Firestar's limo, (which he had painted black with red flames and his name. is bright oraange) to go to Target.
When they got there, the place was crowded. They had a hard time reaching the counter to pay, once they had even gotten to get the pills. As soon as Firestar payed, Squirrelflight gulped down the bottle. "Better?" Firestar asked. As a reply, Squirrelflight tipped back her head and screamed:
Stupid Ashfur went to town,
ridin' on a beaver!
Stuck a burr on his pelt,
and called it cheese stromboli!
Then, any angry Firestar had to pay $1,000 to repair the broken windows.