The Opera Ghost (to the tune of "Wells Fargo Wagon" From " The Music Man"
Sung by the cast of The Phantom of the Opera:
People at the Masquerade:
Oho, the Opera Ghost has
Written an opera
Called "Don Juan Triumphant"
Christine:
Oho, I got the lead
In the phantom's opera
What horrors wait for me?
Audience:
Oh, my gosh, I
Really am excited
I really wonder what is in store
I hope this opera is good
And I really
Yes I really
Yes I really truly think that
Joseph Buquet is no more
Phantom:
Oho, my opera is about to begin
My, what a splendid sight,
And my student, Christine is
In the lead
Why did they sell Box 5…
I know it says that right in the lyrics
We'll start performing from the top
And finally I will have Christine
Oh, look, there he is, that gosh-darned fop…
Raoul:
Oho, I wonder what the phantom
Is planning to do
At the gala tonight
I guess there is really
No stopping him
Though I try with all my might…
Audience:
Oho, the phantom's opera is
About to begin
And I am starting to worry
About my hair
And about Christine
If anything happens
It will be
Yes it will be
Yes, you're right, it surely will be
Entirely
The fault of the Opera Ghost!