"Ready for parenting guys?" Jen asked as they exited the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom and headed towards the Great Hall for parenting.

"Can't wait," Sirius said carrying one of the babies in his arms.

Lindsy smirked, "So Lily, you've been able to form a corporeal Patronus since fifth year huh?"
"Yeah, why?" Lily asked raising an eyebrow.

"Has it always been a Stag?"

"Yeah why?"

"So you were in love with James in fifth year," Alice said with a chuckle.

"I…uh...no…secretly yes," Lily sighed relenting to the fact that she did like James in fifth year.

"I knew it no red headed witch can resist the Potter Charm," James smirked triumphantly.

"Yeah but your forgetting that she shot you down for six years even if she was secretly in love with you Prongs," Sirius said.

"Don't ruin my moment of glory Padfoot," James said putting his arm around Lily. "Why wouldn't you date me in fifth year then Flower?"
"Because you were an arrogant bullying toerag Potter and…I was in denial."

"Isn't that a river in Egypt?" Peter asked.

"That's The Nile, not denial, Wormtail," Sirius said.

"Oh," Peter replied.

"Sometimes I wonder how many times your parents dropped you on your head as a baby," Lindsy said.

"Linds, that wasn't nice," Sirius said, "Wormtail can't help it if he's a little slow."

"Whatever Sirius," Lindsy said then she turned to Lily and asked, "Can the girls and I borrow the Heads' common room while you and James patrol tonight?"

"Why?" Lily asked.

"We need to talk privately," Lindsy replied.

"If the girls use the Heads' Common room tonight then we get to use it tomorrow night," Sirius said.

"What do you think Lily should we let them use our common room while we are not there?"

"I don't know James, I mean they will probably be scheming about ways to break the rules…" Lily started.

Finishing Lily's thought James said, "And since we are the Head Students we can't really allow that now can we?"

"You're my favorite brother," Lindsy said smiling sweetly at James.

James raised an eyebrow and said, "I'm your only brother."

"Come on James, Lily," Alice pleaded.

"Alright but your going to have sneak back to Gryffindor Tower on your own because we are not going to walk you back," Lily said smiling.

"Yeah, you're the best," Jen said.

"Alright girls we will meet in front of the Head's Common Room 10 minutes before Lily and James go on patrol and we leave 15 minutes before they get back," Lindsy said as they entered the Great Hall for parenting.

"Alright class sit down we have a lot to discuss today," McGonagall said.

"First I would like all of you to hand in the papers from your packet that you were supposed to do," Slughorn said.

All the guys looked at each other and James said, "We had paper to fill out?"
The girls smiled and Lily said, "Don't worry we filled them out, because we knew you guys would never remember to do it."

James smiled, hugged Lily and said, "You're the greatest."

"We know," Lindsy said.

After everyone had handed in their papers Professor McGonagall said, "Alright what have you learned so far?"

Sirius was the first to raise his hand and McGonagall said, "Yes Mr. Black?"

"Well I have learned how to change a diaper and that all babies do is eat and sleep."

Lindsy snorted and said, "You mean like you and James do."

McGonagall laughed and said, "That was a good comparison Miss Potter, but have you learned anything about raising babies?"

"Yes actually, they are a lot like having a boyfriend. They need constant supervision and attention and if they don't get it they will either whine or get into everything."

Alice spoke up next and said, "I would have to agree with Lindsy except I think the babies are easier to take care of, after all they don't' talk."

Slughorn laughed and said, "All joking aside have you guys learned anything useful?"

A Slytherin girl stood up and said, "Yeah that if you want to have a baby you should make sure you have a nanny to take care of it."

Lily looked disgusted as she said, "If you need a nanny to take care of your baby then don't spread you legs so you don't get knocked up, because you should take care of your child yourself. It's what being a parent is about."

"I had a nanny that raised me," the Slytherin girl said.

"Yeah and look how you turned out, a skanky spoiled brat," Lindsy said.

"You're a rich pureblood, I'm sure your parents let you be raised by a nanny."

James jumped in and said, "Actually we never had a nanny, Lindsy and my parents took care of us themselves."

"Alright class we are getting off topic here," Slughorn said.

"There are two things we would like to tell you before class is over. One being that you are taking your children to Hogsmeade with you, but some of you are going to have older children and two we are cutting this program short because something important has come up. Now when I call your names please come forward," McGonagall said. "Sirius Black and Lindsy Potter, Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Black, Remus Lupin and Jen Johnson, Severus Snape and Ann Morlow, Frank Longbottom and Alice Cade; and finally Anthony Marcus and Phoebe Conway."

The pairs split off into two lines, one in front of McGonagall and the other in front of Slughorn. Sirius and Lindsy were first in line in McGonagall's line.

Sirius being cheeky said, "So are you going to give me and Lindsy more children because if not I'm sure we could make some more."

"Sirius," Lindsy hissed. "I will NOT make babies with you anytime soon."

"Mr. Black can you ever be serious?" McGonagall said not realizing the age old pun.

"Of course I can Minnie, I'm always Sirius."

Lindsy and McGonagall groaned and before McGonagall could say anything Lindsy said, "If you say that stupid Sirius/serious pun again in the next two weeks I swear you will regret it."

"Yes ma'am," Sirius said. "We are ready for our next assignment now Professor."

"I am going to make your twins older," and with that she said a spell and the twins grew. "They are now two years old."

"Terrible two's," Lindsy said.

"It will be fun," Sirius said.

"Yeah why don't you owl my mum and dad and ask her what James and I were like at two and then see how you feel. I've heard the horror stories and if they act anything like we did I'm going to go crazy."

"It will be okay I'll be here to help."

After the pairs' children's ages were changed it ended up with Sirius and Lindsy's twins being two. Remus and Jen's daughter was turned into a four year old, Severus and Ann's child was turned into a 3 year old, Alice and Frank's baby girl was one now, Lucius and Narcissa's was five, Marcus and Pheobe was now six.

Sorry it took so long to get a chapter up but I had writers block every time I started to write it just didn't sound write. I hope you liked this chapter. Oh and if anyone has any good prank ideas I would love to hear them and if I use them I will give you full credit. Please review.