They All Love Opera ( to the tune of "The Gods Love Nubia" form "Aida")
Sung by the managers:
Help me please
Don't force me
To choose between Carlotta and Christine
Why did I take this job
And why is Raoul such a fop…
They all love opera
Why, I don't understand
The arias, the overtures
Are such a waste of time
But still it keeps
The phantom from complaining
He even said Christine was, in a word, sublime…
They all love opera
There's no denying that
And I just found out
Krispy Kremes will make you fat
Oh, gosh I better start
On the south beach diet today
If the chandelier is shattered
The opera ghost will pay…
Stop with this
Opera crap
Why not rock
Hip hop or rap
Why did we buy
This place
And what's with
The phantom's face?
They all love opera
They really do need help
Why the heck is there
On the floor, a bucket of kelp…
Don't people know that
That destroys the environment
That really is going to
Annoy a lot hippies.
Yes it will annoy hippes!