Fop ( to the tune of "Cool" from "West Side Story")
Sung by the Phantom:
Fop
Fop
Girly fop…
Get a haircut!
Leave Christine
Before I get high on morphine…
Carlotta's such a slut!
Go, now, go
By the way Christine's a soprano
Stop being such a
Girly fop…
Fop
Fop
Girly fop,
Get a nose job!
Leave me to write
The music of the night
Get rid of that angry mob!
Go, now, go
By the way, Christine's a soprano
Stop being such a
Girly fop…
FOP!