Any Girl Will Do ( to the tune of "Any Dream Will Do" from "Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat")
Sung by the Managers:
Carlotta is wailing
The counterweights are failing
The notes don't stop mailing
Any girl will do…
Christine Daae could sing it
Maybe we could wing it
She could really bling-bling it
Yes, she will do!
The phantom will be pleased
Joseph Buquet is deceased
Oh, well, at least
This'll have to do!