35 Ways to Make Ordering Krabby Patties Funny!
WARNING
Do not phone up Principal Mr. Krabs complaining that you got slugs and snails as a topping on krabby patties because of this, and the gang assures you at 100 percent that these pranks will work wonderfully if done correctly.
1. Burp out your order
2. When Squidward repeats your order say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
3. Terminate the call with "Remember, we never had this conversation."
4. When they ask for your phone numbers give them theirs and see if they notice.
5. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
6. Stutter on the first letter of every word you say.
7. Stutter on the letter "P"
8. Change your accent every three seconds.
9. Ask if you get to keep the krabby patty box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
10. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and yell goodbye at the top of your lungs.
11. Ask what Squidward is wearing.
12. Say "Are you sure this is Krusty Krab? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.
13. Imitate the order taker's voice.
14.
Act like you know the order taker from somewhere.
Say
"Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
15. Eliminate verbs from your speech.
16. Ask to see a menu.
17. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.
18. Order a tomato, or any ONE ingredient from a krabby patty, not a whole krabby patty.
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