Sing For Me ( to the tune of "Stand By Me" from "Smoky Joe's Café")

Sung by the Phantom:

When the ballet is done

And the arias are through

And Carlotta is the only one we hear

Unfortunately she's the

Lead soprano

I guess I'll complain to Nadir…

Won't you sing for me?

Oh, Christine, sing for me

You alone can make my song take flight…

I'm going nuts

No ifs, ands, or buts

Meg has to get over her stage fright…

Christine:

Angel of music

Why did you kill Joe

What has he ever done to you?

Why does Meg like Raoul

Andre's breath is so fowl

My favorite love song is "All I Ask of You"…

Oh, play for me

Play your organ for me

Play for me the music of the night

Your lair is cold and damp

My favorite desperate housewife is Bree van de Kamp

I think it is on at nine…

Both:

Oh…

Oh…

Sing for me

Oh, won't you sing for me

Something from the opera Don Juan

And stay away

Oh, stay away

From marijuana…um…a!