A/N: Welcome to chapter two!! Have fun with character death!

Don't get Killed

Hello! And welcome back to Don't Get Killed! I'm your host, Gaara's Whore! We just knocked off Ino for playing darts like a mentally ill two-year-old! The rest of our contestants seem antsy to find out who dies next!

Naruto: It's not me, is it?!

Well, Naruto, I don't know. It depends on how bad you are on the next challenge!

Sakura: Just go ahead and spin the wheel, I wanna know who dies next!

Now Sakura, you know that it could be you, right?

Sakura: Of course it's not me! I'm too good!

Kiba: Yeah, whatever you say billboard brow!

GROUP GASP

Ahem, well how about Gaara just goes ahead and spins the wheel, ah? Gaara!! Spin the Wheel of Your Imminent Death!

It goes around and around and around and around!

Everyone: blink, blink

Is this seriously a challenge? Oh well, it is now! Who can get a girl's phone number in five minutes!

Sakura: Wait a second!! That's not fair!! Hinata and I aren't even bisexual! Let alone lesbians! Right, Hinata?!

Hinata: U-u-uhm, r-right…

Uh, ehehehe, does this mean Sakura loses? They're telling me to keep going, so here we go! Naruto, you're up first! Uh, Naruto?

Shika: Mendokuse

Sasuke: What a loser.

What? Where is he?

Shika & Sasuke: Points at the floor

Who woulda thought it? Naruto has passed out!

Sakura: He's not the only one.

You're right for once, Kiba has passed out, too! This has never happened before! Why did they pass out?

Sakura: Um, seeing as how they both have nosebleeds, I'd have to say because it was too much for their little brains to handle the fact that Hinata is a lesbian. Well, that or bi, but you get what I mean!

Well, that makes sense! Now depending on who wakes up first, the other will automatically get brutally murdered! Isn't that peachy? Let's watch to find out!

Everyone: Stares at the unconscious boys on the floor

Naruto: AHHHHHHH!!!! Straight! I'm straight I tell ya!!!

Aha! So Kiba will be getting brutally murdered! I'm sure Gaara's finally happy that we have our next victi-I mean loser!

Gaara: Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe ect.

Ooooookay, then! Let's wake the boy up so he will know that he's going to die! Shall we?

Sasuke: Stamps on his foot

Kiba: AHHHH! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!!! What was that for?!

Sasuke: You're going to die next.

Kiba: Huh??

I'm afraid Chicken Head's right. You lost by default. Wow, you know we haven't even played one challenge all the way through yet. But anyway, Gaara, go ahead!

EEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!

Everyone: OO sssshhh, ow oO Oo oh, that's gotta hurt!

Gaara continues stabbing Kiba viciously with a blunt butter knife so graciously offered by fan in the live audience

Kiba: gurgle twitch

Everyone: …

I think he's finally dead!! Isn't that some good entertainment?!

Everyone: cheers loudly w00t!!!

Ah, I love the sound of fans pleased by the sight of death for pure entertainment. Anyway, don't touch that insert object of choice here , we'll be right back after this short commercial break!

That was for you gaaraisntgaynomatterwhatyousay!! I hope you like it and if there are any more requests on who you want to see die next you let me know, and I'll make it happen! I might even make another episode, if the character you wanna see die isn't on this one! Anything to make you people happy! Except Gaara, he's the murderer. You can't kill the murderer, then there would be no show.

Ja Ne Minna-san!!

Gaara's Whore