If I Were A Singer (If I Were A Phantom) ( to the tune of "If I were a Rich Man" from "Fiddler on the Roof")
Sung by Meg and the Phantom:
Meg:
If I were a singer
I would sing a lot of songs
And if I were a singer
I would seek a record deal
Wait, what's a record?
Is it an invention from the future?
Boy, am I getting confused!
The Phantom:
If I were a phantom
I would tutor slash stalk Christine
Oh, wait it just hit me!
I'm already the phantom of the opera!
If I weren't a phantom
I would have a normal face
But this is not so
So I take it out on morphine!
Both:
Boy, this song is pointless!
I really don't know why Nordygirl wrote this
Wait, who Nordygirl?
Of course, none other than the author.
Well, this song is boring
I wish there were more bashing of Carlotta
In this fanphic!