Don't Get Killed
Hello! And welcome back to Don't Get Killed! So far we're killed off Ino and Kiba! Our remaining contestants are excited to continue!
Naruto: Save me!!!! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!
Hehe. Now, Naruto, what makes you think you're going to die?
Naruto: The good looking guys always die first!
Uhhhhhh, your point is?
Naruto: I'M good looking!
Yeah, you keep thinking that. Anyway! Are we ready? Gaara, go ahead and spin the Wheel of Your Imminent Death! Ohhh! That's a good one! You have to stick your head into the jar of Tarantulas for thirty seconds!
Sakura: EEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata and Sasuke: OO
Naruto: That's it? Bring it on!
Okay then, Naruto, you're up first! Seeing as how you don't seem to mind.
Naruto: No prob! Mph…mmmmmmmm!!! Mmmmmmm!!! MmmmmmMMMMMM!!!!
Are you going to live, Naruto?
Naruto: Mphe phe!
Okay! And your time is up!
Naruto: Ew, that was sick! They were all crawly! And hairy, and gross!
But you did it, so step back! Now, Hinata, you're up next!
Hinata: W-w-what?!
C'mon, Hinata! Don't worry so much! You'll do fine!
Hinata: A-a-are y-y-y-you s-sure?
Would I have you put your head in there if I thought it would kill you? Of course not! That's Gaara's job!
Hinata: OO
Now, go ahead!
Hinata: M-m-m-mmmmmm!!
How are you holding up, Hinata?
Hinata: M-mmm
That's great, you're still breathing! Keep up the good work!
Everyone: oO
Okay, Hinata, you can take your head out!
Hinata: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
Okay, Sasuke, you're up next!
Sasuke: What?
I said, you're up next!
Sasuke: Seriously?
Yes, Sasuke, seriously. What, are you scared?
Sasuke: O-of course not! Us Uchihas are never scared!
Uh-huh. Then go ahead and put your head in the jar!
Sasuke: O-okay, I will!
This should be fun.
Sasuke: EEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT TOUCHED ME!!!!!!! OMFG, IT TOUCHED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I'm glad you showed me, Sasuke!
Sasuke: DIRTY!!!!! I FEEL DIRTY!!!!!! GGGGGYYYYYAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
Okay, he can't do it, Gaara!
Gaara: Hn, finally
Gaara grabs Sasuke by the back of his chicken-headed head.
Sasuke: What are you doing?!
Gaara takes out a hand ax, with an evil glint in his eyes
Sasuke: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Gurgle
Gaara stands there with a bloody hand ax and the decapitated head of Sasuke
Sakura: OMG!!! Sasuke!!!!!!!!!!!! SOB!!!!!!!
Everyone: OO Holy shit!
Gaara and I: Meh, he deserved it
Naruto: That's not fair!!! I was gonna defeat him myself!! You SOBs!
Oh well, too bad for you! We're going to take a short break for commercials, so don't go away!
lol that was fun! Anywho, this chapter is for you, R i d 3 r!
Any more suggestions for the death of the rest of the characters? Let me know who and how, and I will make it happen! Thank you for the nice reviews!
Ja Ne Minna-san!
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