Joe Buquet (to the tune of "Easy Street" from "Annie")
Sung by Christine, the Phantom, and Madame Giry:
Madame Gir y:
Christine dear,
You once told me how your father
Would sit and play his violin
Christine:
He'd say
" Christine, I'll send you the Angel of Music"
before he went to heaven.
Erik:
It ain't fair how Raoul
Always get his way
I killed Joseph Buquet
Madame Giry and Christine:
That total perv!
Erik:
I don't know why
They let him keep his job
I actually hate him more than the fop…
Joe Buquet
Joe Buquet
He left his post unoccupied!
And I dropped the backdrop
And heard Carlotta cry!
Madame Giry:
Erik, dear,
Do you remember
How I rescued you
From that traveling fair
Erik:
Yes I do
And I will be forever grateful
Man, do I have sexy hair!
Christine:
It ain't fair how
She was always the star
Erik:
I might've took it too far…
Christine:
That is true.
Madame Giry and Christine:
But Joe was still a total bastard
For killing him, we congratulate you…
All:
Joe Buquet
Joe Buquet
Madame Giry:
He looked down Meg's shirt!
Christine:
What a pig!
I like figs!
Erik:
I guess we all have our quirks!
Yes sirree!
Madame Giry:
Yes sirree!
Christine:
Yes sirree!
(dance break)
All:
Boy this song
Is getting long!
Boy I hate the fop!
Erik:
Oh crap, there's a cop!
Christine and Madame Giry:
I guess they know…
About you killing Joe!