Don't Get Killed!

Welcome back to Don't Get Killed! I'm your host, Gaara's Whore! So far we've killed off Ino, Kiba, and Sasuke! Our remaining competitors are Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, and Shikamaru! So competitors, how are you feeling?

Shika: Mendokuse

Hehe, so true! Anyway, Gaara! Why don't you go ahead and spin the Wheel of Your Imminent Death! Wow, haven't gotten that one in awhile! The Shark Dunk Tank!!

Naruto: HOLY HELL, WHAT NOW HEY?!?!

Oh, Naruto, you funny thing you! Moving on! Hinata, you're up!

Hinata: W-w-w-w-wha-at? M-m-m-me?

Yes, Hinata, you. Now hurry up, we don't have all day!

Hinata: So I-I r-r-reall-l-ly ha-ha-have to go i-i-in th-th-there?!

Of course not! You have to throw the ball at the bull's-eye and try to get the guy in the tank to fall into the shark-infested water!

Hinata: O-o-oh, th-th-that-t's b-be-bet-t-ter!

Yes, yes, we couldn't because of lawsuits and all. You'd think that they would let us throw you into a shark infested dunk tank, if they would ask us to start a murder game, but I'm not management! So let's continue, shall we?

Naruto: C'mon, Hinata! You can do it!

Hinata: Oh, Narut-t-to!

Just throw the damn ball, would ya?!

Hinata: closes eyes and throws ball

Awwwww, sorry Hinata, but you missed! You only have two more shots left!

Hinata: Hyah!

Ohhh! Almost there! One more try!

Hinata: tears up O-o-oka-ay, I-I-I c-can d-do th-th-thi-is!

That's right, just keep thinking that!

Hinata: Uwah!!!

Oh, dear. I'm shocked, Hinata, but you made it!

Hinata: I-I-I d-did? sees man getting eaten by sharks O-O-OMG!! passes out

Oh, well, she passed out, so, Gaara! Go for it, lover!

Gaara: Heeheehee! I've got plans for her!

Gaara: moves toward Hinata with his hand behind his back Muhaha! Pulls out a bag of marshmallow goo

Hinata: Lays there

Gaara: Stuffs the marshmallow goo down her throat and up her nose, effectively suffocating her

Hinata: Wakes up Mmmmm! MMMMM!

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying!

Hinata: gag Muhuhngh dies

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That was for you, I'm canned fruit! I hope you're satisfied with your chapter! And anyone, tell me who and how you want to see die next! You people are my inspiration! I lover you!

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Ja Ne Minna-san!

Gaara's Whore