I Enjoy Being A Fop! ( to the tune of "I enjoy being a Girl" from "Flower Drum Song") For all you Raoul haters out there, I dedicate this to you!
Sung by Raoul:
When I was proclaimed the patron
Of the opera populaire
I walked in with ugly waistcoat
And way too girly hair!
Do I really love Christine
Or perhaps, am I gay?
Maybe I will figure out
How I feel about men someday.
When Christine kissed me
My heart did indeed stop
Boy, do I love my haircut
I enjoy being a fop!
I ENJOY BEING A FOP!
