I Enjoy Being A Fop! ( to the tune of "I enjoy being a Girl" from "Flower Drum Song") For all you Raoul haters out there, I dedicate this to you!

Sung by Raoul:

When I was proclaimed the patron

Of the opera populaire

I walked in with ugly waistcoat

And way too girly hair!

Do I really love Christine

Or perhaps, am I gay?

Maybe I will figure out

How I feel about men someday.

When Christine kissed me

My heart did indeed stop

Boy, do I love my haircut

I enjoy being a fop!

I ENJOY BEING A FOP!