One Thing Right ( to the tune of "Something Good" from "The Sound of Music")
Sung by Christine and the Phantom:
Christine:
I guess I lived a simple childhood
I guess I lived an innocent youth
I love you but I need to know
I need you to tell me the truth
For there you are standing there stalking me
Even though you know it's not right
You really do have good taste in girls
You must have done one thing right…
Erik:
I guess I am good looking
Except for that part of my face
I'm sorry that I dragged you to
This cold and dismal place
For there you are standing there loving me
Even though you're engaged to the fop
Maybe you could go and dump him
And I'll pop the question on the rooftop…
Both:
I guess Raoul really is a loser
I think Joseph is on drugs
I think that Carlotta is a boozer
And the police are power-hungry thugs
For here we are making fun of our costars
Boy is this fun
My favorite song from Chicago
Is They Both Reached For The Gun!