A/N: Sorry for the long delay on an update for this story but I had a case of terminal writers block. I think I've finally freed it up and am able to write again. I decided in this chapter to write about the coming of age moment in dealing with alcohol, sex and humor it can cause. It may be a bit randy in places but I have tried to tone it down.
Remember if your parents ar in their 40's don't be surprised if this is what they were like when they were young...lol
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Bubba
James Possible fresh from having his kissing skills reaffirmed walked into the back yard to see that Jim and Tim had finished the yard work. They were looking to him to inspect their work and of course to find a fault here and there to make them work a little longer.
Today however was a good day. Today Jim Possible was more interested in reminiscing about his college days than he was about his suburban obsession with yard work. He quickly inspected the yard work and then addressed his twin sons, "Looks good, so what have you two got planned for the rest of the day?"
Jim and Tim looked to one another in disbelief. Dad never says everything looks good. Tim cleared his throat, "Uh...well, we thought we'd..."
"...go over to Jay's house and play on his play station." Jim finished.
Jim Possible nodded his head, "Be home by six."
The twins quickly seized upon the moment to escape any other household chores and fled the premises. Mr. Possible chuckled and shook his head as he headed back into the house. He walked over to the refrigerator and opened it up.
A grin quickly spread across his face as he pulled open the vegetable crisper to find the six pack of Michelob intact and unmolested. Today he was going to do something he rarely ever did. He was going to sit in a lawn chair in the shade and have a beer.
"Grab me one will you."
A wide grin crossed his face, "Are you sure? You know what happens when you drink."
Anne Possible entered the kitchen and crossed her arms, "It's only one beer."
Jim chuckled and handed her a beer, "Alright then."
The walked into the backyard, Jim took a seat in a lawn chair and Anne sat down on the chase lounge. Anne opened her beer and took a drink, "This is much better than that stuff you used to drink."
He laughed at her comment, "We didn't have any money back then. Had to drink what we could afford." He reminded her as he remembered his old college days.
"Rammie...Lipsky's gone right?" Chen asked.
Ramesh shrugged, "He left this morning saying he had lots of important things to do."
"Haven't seen him all day." James Possible added.
Chen nodded his head, "Has anyone actually seen Lipsky in a class?"
Jim Possible looked up from his calculus book, "I've never really noticed before but no."
Ramesh nodded, "He leaves out of here every morning at 7:00 and then we don't see him again until late."
Chen nodded his head, "Very strange"
Jim agreed with the assessment, "Very strange...Beer Run?"
Chen smiled, "Beer Run"
Ramesh winced, "That awful beer, count me in."
The small group laughed and then James Possible asked the next most logical question, "What's on sale?"
Chen frowned, "We can get a case of Red, White and Blue for $3.99?"
Ramesh grabbed his stomach, "No thank you that stuff tears up my stomach."
Jim made a face, "No Red, White and Blue."
Ramesh quickly dug through some newspapers, "Food Barn has Old Milwaukee on sale for $5.00 a case..."
"We each pitch in a five and we can be drinking a long time." Jim said with a wry grin.
Chen smiled, "Yea at least until next week."
Ramesh jumped off his bed, "Let's go find Terry."
Terry Flannigan was from Western Iowa and played on the Go city U. football team. He resided at the entrance of the hallway on the 5th floor, his title was Residence Assistant. His job was to be in charge of keeping the peace and enforcing the rules of the University for his wing of the dorm.
Terry had a very low key approach to handling his floor. Do what you want but don't do anything that could cause him to get into trouble. The three science nerds at the end of the hall honored the system and were rewarded by having Terry purchase beer for them from time to time.
The three future scientists walked out of their rooms and up the hallway. Jim knocked on the door of the 'Resident Assistant' the one in charge of maintaining order on the floor. A young blonde headed boy opened the door clad only in a pair of gym shorts, "What do you three want?"
Jim grinned, "We want you to go with us to Food Barn and buy us some beer."
Chen stuck his head around James Possible, "They have Old Milwaukee on sale for $5.00 a case."
Terry the Resident Assistant rubbed his Chen, "I don't know after all you guys are minors and I could get in a lot of trouble."
Chen rolled his eyes, "Come on Terry we're science nerds, how much trouble can we get into?"
Jim Possible looked behind Terry and could see a female form trying to hide underneath the covers of his bed. He grinned, "How about if we give you about an hour to think about it."
Terry looked over his shoulder and nodded, "I think an hour should be good. Buy me a case?"
The three agreed and left Terry to finish what he had started.
"I remember Terry he was cute." Anne Possible closed her eyes and chuckled as her husband told her of the days of the Beer Run,
He took a swig of beer, "I hadn't noticed."
"It's hard to believe how much beer you three used to put away." Anne said chuckling.
Jim nodded and grinned, "Ahhhhhhh youth, I couldn't drink like that if I wanted to these days."
Anne wiggled her bottle back and forth watcheng the beer swirl around, "I'm proud to say I can still hold my own."
Jim shot her a look but said nothing, "I always wondered who Terry had in bed with him that day."
"It was one of the cheerleaders Suzy Cheese Whiz..." Anne said before breaking out into laughter.
"Oh yea...Suzy Cheese Whiz. She never did live that down did she." Jim said with an evil grin.
"Now I know it wasn't Terry she was caught with..."
Jim began laughing, "It was Tarzan, the only male member of the cheer squad."
"OH YEA" Anne remembered as she began laughing trying hard not blow beer out her nose.
"Yea, ol' Tarzan took Suzy home one weekend and got her hot and bothered, broke out the Cheese Whiz, got between her legs and gave her a nice lathering and was in the process of cleaning her up with his mouth when her parents came home early."
"Oh, oh, oh, so that's why you're not that wild about Kim dating Ron. You're afraid of coming home and finding Kimmie Cheese Whiz." Anne exclaimed before laughing hysterically.
James Possible bristled at the idea, "I can see we reached your one beer limit."
Anne curled her lower lip and began to pout, "Oh Jimmie"
He grinned, "She only calls me Jimmie when she's drinking."
Anne sat up straight in her lounge chair, "Seriously what would you do if you walked in on something like that."
James frowned, "Tough call between Mrs. Keller's claw hammer and a deep space probe into the sun."
She giggled, "Well I don't think we have to worry about that for a long time to come. Hey...I haven't got any Cheese Whiz but I do have a can of whipped cream..."
He looked at his watch, "At two in the afternoon?"
Anne frowned, "You got a point. I guess we'll have to save a couple of beers for after the kids are in bed."
Jim smiled, "I guess..."
"Oh go on with your story. I'm fascinated by your adolescent drinking expos...expots...exploits." Anne Possible then began laughing giddily.
He shook his head and continued with the story, "So an hour later we piled into my truck. We made Ramesh sit in back. He ate something in the dorm cafeteria that made him a gaseous anomaly."
"Hey Jim let's run by Weidner Distributing first."
Jim Possible nodded, "Posters"
Terry grinned, "Posters"
Jim drove the beat up old powder blue Ford F100 towards Go City's only beer distributor, 'Weidner's. The large warehouse with a small office building attached to it sat just off Highway 100 on the outskirts of town.
Terry stepped out of the truck first followed by the other boys, "They have got the hottest posters on the planet."
Once inside they entered into a world of adolescent alcohol driven sexual fantasies. Ramesh pointed to one poster, "Look Spuds McKenzie."
Jim laughed at the poster of the bull terrier surrounded by happy bikini clad women and then was immediately drawn to the poster of a very large breasted red head wearing a one piece bathing suit. Her hair was wet as if she had just come out of a swimming pool. To top the look off she had a come hither look in her eyes and between her breasts was cradled an ice cold bottle of Coors Light.
"I want that one" He said a little too forcefully.
Chen looked the poster over, "Ah, if I was a psych major I could have a field day with this. Would I be too far out of line to say that we may be thinking of Anne in similar circumstances?"
"NO" Jim said defensively, "Well...maybe...I just want the poster."
Terry walked up behind Jim and squeezed his shoulder, "Be cool man, they're all free. Advertising to the masses don't you know?"
Jim's eyes grew big, "Really?"
Anne Possible giggled and gazed intently at her husband, "I remember that poster. So you were thinking about me when you hung that on your wall?"
"Well the thought did cross my mind a time or two." He grinned sheepishly.
She could see her husband blushing, so Anne decided to have a little fun. She unbuttoned the top two buttons on her blouse and let her empty beer bottle rest between her cleavage, "Oh Jimmy, does this remind you of the poster?"
Jim's mouth grew dry and he groped for words, "Uh...Oh my...Yea, big time on that." He chuckled.
Anne picked up the beer bottle and held it upside down, "All gone. I'll get us another round." She said as she tried to pull herself out of the chase lounge.
Watcheng his wife trying to negotiate a way out of the lawn chair brought a smile to his face, "She was always a light weight."
She finally managed to get to her feet but not without expending a great amount of effort. A strand of hair fell into her eyes and she blew upwards to clear her vision. Then she began to swivel her hips before looking back over her shoulder at her husband, "I'm going to need another bottle. I almost lost my buzz just getting out of that thing."
Jim smiled as he looked at his wife's behind as she walked into the house, "Wouldn't want that."
Anne took Jim's empty beer bottle back into the house and reappeared carrying two more cold bottles of beer. She handed him one and then she returned to the chase lounge. She took a swig of the beer, "Pretty day"
"Yea"
"So what happened after you guys got all that beer?"
Jim grinned, "Well getting the beer wasn't a problem getting it up the back stairs and into the room unnoticed now that was a problem."
He proceeded to tell his wife all about smuggling the beer up five flights of stairs and into their room. Then about how they hid the beer. He told her about dismantling his bed and hiding a case of beer underneath. How they loaded up their small portable fridge full of beer to chill down and then about hanging the various posters of the scantily clad women with beer all over the room.
Jim grinned, "Then Drew Lipsky showed up."
Drew walked into room, "I'm back, ahhhhhh doesn't it feel like the IQ level in this room jumped 50 points the moment I entered it?"
The other three boys looked up from their studies but said nothing. Drew looked around the room, "Something's different in here isn't it?"
The scruffy looking boy looked around the room while rubbing his Chen. He glanced at all the new beer posters but seemed not to notice them, "No, no don't tell me...ummm...Ah ha. You have a new dry erase board by the telephone."
Chen looked up, "Nope it's been there since the beginning of the semester."
Drew frowned, "Oh well no matter. I have to leave you now fellow roomies as I have a big experiment in the works."
Jim looked up, "OK, see ya later Drew."
"Umm...Aren't you going to ask me what it is?" Drew asked nonchalantly hoping for some attention from his roommates.
Ramesh looked up from his book, "No"
"Oh well...Then I guess I'll see you all later...then." Drew watched the three continue to study and then shook his head as he walked out the door.
Once he was out of the room Jim Possible looked up, "You ever see him with a text book?"
Chen shook his head, "No I don't think I ever have."
"Hmmm...I wonder if he really is as smart as he says he is." Ramesh mused.
Chen screwed up his face in concentration and then shrugged, "Beer?"
Jim Possible nodded his head in agreement, "Beer"
"Beer" Ramesh said happily opening the refrigerator door and passing out the 12 once cans of study enhancers.
Two beers later studying was forgotten about as the three sat around listening to music on the campus radio station. Chen pulled out a deck of cards, "Uno?"
"Uno" Jim agreed.
Ramesh nodded in agreement as he took a swig of beer, "Uh...oh yea Uno."
The three boys cleared the center of the room and sat down on the floor. Chen took the deck of cards out of the box but before he could deal there was a soft knock on the door. The three boys froze and looked at each other. Ramesh came to his senses first as he whispered urgently, "Hide the beer."
"Bob get the door."
Chen turned to look at Jim, "Me, your closer."
Jim nodded and stood up and walked over to the door. He opened the door a crack to see a smiling red headed girl outside the door. Anne Possible smiled and waived shyly, "I hope you don't mind me just dropping by unannounced?"
She was dressed in a simple pair of jeans and a white top, tennis shoes and a pair of anklet socks with little tassels on them. She was very pleasing to a young Jim Possible's eye.
"No, no come on in. I hope you don't mind the place is kind of messy. We're kind of playing Uno right now." He told her as he stepped aside so she could enter the room.
Once the door closed she smiled, "Mind if I have one of those beers?"
The three boys looked at each other nervously. Anne chuckled, "Come on guys the whole room reeks of beer."
Jim nervously pointed towards the fridge and then stepped forward, "Here let me get you one."
He took a can of beer from the small fridge and handed it to her. Anne looked it over, "Old Milwaukee? You guys must really be on a budget."
Chen smiled, "Hey we passed up on Red, White and Blue."
Anne made a face, "Oh that stuff is nasty."
"No, no, no, no, no...I did not just barge into the room and start demanding beer." Anne giggled from her lounge chair.
James Possible laughed, "Oh yes you did."
Anne crossed her legs and smiled, "That's not the way I remember it."
"Oh really, I'm surprised you can remember anything from that night."
"Now this it the way it really happened." Anne said before she took another sip of her beer.
Anne Destructible walked down the hallway nervously, "I really should have called...What if he's not home and gets mad at me for dropping by, or worse what if he is home and gets made at me for dropping by."
She stood outside James Possible's dorm room door. She could hear him and his friends laughing on the other side of the door. Anne mustered up her courage and knocked softly on the door.
The door to the room suddenly flew open and there stood James Possible with his skinny black neck tie wrapped around his head, "ANNE Baby, come on in I was just thinking about you."
Anne smiled weakly, "Oh, that's alright I can come back later."
James Possible suddenly reached out and yanked her into the large room, "Nonsense come on in and have a beer. We're on our fourth one so you have to catch up." He told her as he handed her two beers.
Anne shrugged and opened the first can, turned it up and began guzzling it while everyone else in the room began to chant. "CHUG, CHUG, CHUG."
She finished the first beer, let out a small belch and began to guzzle the second one. James quickly replaced the empty beer with a fresh one. Once that beer was finished she began to chug away on her third beer.
Small streams of beer ran down her chin and onto her shirt. She finished the third beer and swayed just a bit before letting out a belch. She lifted the fourth beer and pointed towards James Possible, "You're just trying to get me drunk so you can satisfy your animal needs with me."
"Oh, ho, ho, hold on a minute. I did not make you chug anything and I didn't have my tie on around my head." A grinning 43 year old James Possible protested.
Anne giggled and took another sip of beer, "Well that's the way I remember it."
"So did I satisfy my animal needs with you?" He asked softly.
"Oh yea"
James Possible shook his head, "You got so drunk that night. Do you even remember playing Uno with us?"
Anne smiled sheepishly, "No"
"Yellow three Anne." James Possible told her softly.
Anne held up the cards in front of her face, "I...don't have my glasses on...What color was it again?"
"Yellow" Chen reminded her trying as hard as he could not to laugh.
Jim leaned over and looked at her cards, "You either have to have a yellow card or a three to change the color." He said as he pulled a yellow five from her hand.
She giggled and took another long drink from her beer, "Thank you Jimmy."
"Ha, wild card, draw four Possible." Ramesh said excitedly as he slapped his card onto the deck
James Possible shook his head, "What's the color?"
"I want to stay with Yellow. I just wanted to load you up with cards." Ramesh said happily.
"Burrrrrrrrrrppppppppp":
"You OK Anne?" Chen asked.
Anne straightened up, smiled and nodded, "Uh huh...I'm not drunk."
"OK"
She scooted over closer to James Possible and leaned into him, "You look so sexy in that green Izod shirt."
"Blue" Chen said as he slapped a card on the pile.
"Anne, blue card..."
"Blue?" Anne said absently looking at the hand full of cards in her hand.
"Blue like your eyes." James said softly.
Anne's eyes opened wide, "I like when you talk about my eyes. Tell me more."
James grinned, "Right after we find you a blue card." He said looking at her hand.
"My beer is empty, what do I do with the can?" Anne asked holding the up the empty can.
Chen took the can from her and threw it over his shoulder, "We'll clean it up later. You want another one?"
"Uh huh"
"Umm...Anne, are you sure that's a good idea?" Jim asked cautiously.
Anne turned her head quickly to face her boyfriend a few locks of red hair covered one of her eyes. She smirked and gazed intently at him, "Listen here Jimmy, I can drink you all under the table."
"No, no, no, I did not say that...Did I?" Anne said covering her mouth.
"Yes you did. Chen never lets me forget that one." Jim said with a grin.
Anne grinned, "Well I could...normally. I was...just overly tired that day."
"You were drunk."
"Mom, Dad, where are you guys?"
Jim and Anne looked at one another before Anne came to her senses, "Quick hide the beer."
"Already working on it." He said as he stashed his beer out of sight.
Kim Possible and her new boyfriend Ron Stoppable stepped outside to see Kim's parents relaxing in the back yard. Kim could see something was up but she couldn't quite put her finger on it, "Hey, I was calling you guys didn't you hear me?"
"No, no Kimmie Cub, back from the mall so soon?" Mr. Possible asked trying hard to sound casual.
Ron not sensing anything out of the ordinary grinned, "Yea, we decided to come back and get the low down on Drakken from Mrs. Dr. P."
Anne lifted an eyebrow, "Maybe later kids. Your father and I are just having a good time relaxing in the backyard..." Her voice trailed off as she tried to think of a way to distract her daughter and send her on her way without making her suspicious.
Kim screwed up her face trying to figure out what was going and finally gave up, "OK, well, me and Ron will just be on our way then."
Mr. Dr. P. grinned and pointed at Ron, "Yes, go, have fun and remember Ronald...Not too much fun."
"Ha, ha, yea...I got ya Mr. Dr. P." Ron said nervously.
"Good, just want to make sure we have an understanding."
Anne smiled and looked over towards her husband, "Ron you don't by any chance like Cheese Whiz do you?"
James Possible frowned, "Now Anne...I don't think they need anyone to give them any ideas."
Kim and Ron looked quizzically at each other before Kim decided it was time for them to leave her weird parents to themselves, "Well we'll catch you guys later."
"Good, yes, later is good." Mr. Dr. P. said in a low serious voice.
The two teen crime fighters walked back inside the house. Kim turned to face Ron, "Was that not seriously weird or what?"
Ron rubbed the back of his neck, "And your mom's question about processed cheese products in a can...I would have to say we have some high strangeness going on."
Kim took her boyfriend by the arm, "I think I could use some snackage. Could you fix me something in the kitchen?"
He grinned happily, "Natch"
Anne Possible sat watching the back door to the house, "You think they're gone?"
Jim handed her back her bottle of beer, "I think so, I think we put one over on them."
"Yea"
"Now no more comments about Cheese Whiz in front of the kids young lady."
Anne smiled at her husband's attempt to playfully scold her, "Awww...How many beers did I have that night...I had to have drank more than you?"
Jim grinned and held up three fingers. Anne shook her head in disbelief, "No, no, no, it was more than three."
"Three's your boiling point." He reminded her.
Anne took another swig of beer from the bottle, "I can kind of remember playing Uno."
Jim grinned, "You didn't play for long."
He picked up the story from where he had left off before the kids came home. Anne closed her eyes and smiled lost in the deep richness of his voice. Jim rolled his head back and closed his eyes as he told the tale.
Ramesh looked at Chen and whispered urgently to him, "How many beers has she drank so far?"
Chen grinned and looked over to watch Anne playfully kiss Jim on the nose before holding up three fingers. Ramesh covered his mouth with his cards and tried hard not to laugh.
Anne suddenly sat up and looked at Jim with a new intensity in her eyes, "Jimmy...I have to pee."
Chen coughed hard as he tried to conceal his laughter. Jim Possible fought off a grin, "Come with me I'll take you to the ladies room."
He helped Anne to her feet and she fell against him, "I'm glad I have a big strong boyfriend to help me...find the bathroom."
Jim grinned and blushed as he half walked and half carried Anne down the hallway. The woman's room was located on the other side of the building to where his room was located. There was only one on each floor since it was an all male dorm.
He struggled to keep her on her feet as they entered the common area. The light on the elevator blinked on as the door opened he saw Terry emerge from the elevator. He took one look at the two and put his hands on his hips, "What did I tell you guys about not causing trouble?"
Jim's mouth fell open now fearing his academic career was suddenly going to come to a grinding halt, "Oh...Hey Terry...Umm...we were just coming back from a...party...off campus...yea." He lied quickly.
Terry nodded his head. He knew it was a lie but it was a lie that wouldn't get him into any trouble. So he pushed past the couple, "Cool, works for me."
He let out a sigh of relief before Anne began laughing, "YOU ARE SUCH A LIAR."
Jim quickly tugged Anne towards the restroom. He reached the door and propped her up against it, "Here you go...umm...Do you need...any help." He winced as he realized how embarrassing it sounded.
Anne turned and pushed in on the door, "No, I'm fine."
He leaned against the wall and let out a deep breath, "Man that was close."
Anne began to sing inside the women's room causing Jim to cringe, "Oh no"
"Oh Jimmy your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind...HEY Jimmy."
Terry walked up to him again and listened to the girl singing, "She going to be alright?"
"Oh Jimmy...Oh Jimmy don't you...understand, you take me by the heart...When you take my by the hand."
Jim Possible nodded his head, "Oh yea, she'll be fine."
"HEY JIMMY" She sang out loud before breaking into fits of laughter.
Terry nodded, "You may want to get her back to her dorm before you get us all into trouble."
"Yea" He agreed.
"Remember try to remain low profile...OK."
"OK, thanks Terry" He told him as he watched the Resident Assistant walk away.
James Possible shook his head as he waited for Anne to emerge from the restroom, "One beer limit for this one."
The door opened slowly and a pair of blue eyes peeked around the corner, "Hi Jimmy"
"Hi Anne"
"Will you walk me back to my dorm...It's kind of late...I think." She asked shyly.
"Sure"
She leaned up against him on the ride to the bottom in the elevator. Once outside in the night James gave up on walking with her and dipped down and put her over his shoulder.
He sighed as he carried Anne over his shoulder, "Yes, nothing says I'm trying to remain low profile like carrying a drunken red head across campus in the middle of the night."
Suddenly Anne began wiggling around and Jim nearly dropped her before she kicked off one of her shoes. Anne made her voice sound like that of a little girl, "Oh Jimmy, I dropped my shoe."
She wiggled her foot and Jim grinned as he watched the little tassel on her anklet sock bob around in front of his eyes. He squatted down with her over his shoulder and reached around, feeling for the shoe. Once he found it he picked it up stood up straight and continued on.
He passed the occasional couple and listened to them giggle as he walked by. Anne suddenly kicked off her other shoe, "Jimmy...I dropped my other shoe."
Jim sighed and went through the same routine as before until he found the shoe. He was getting closer to Donner Hall and he was glad because Anne was beginning to get a bit heavy for him.
Anne began squirming once again and he heard something land on the ground behind him, "Jimmy...I dropped my shirt."
"OH" He said surprised as he tried to get a look over his shoulder at her. He sighed once again as he realized that he could only see her back. He squatted down once again feeling for the shirt until he found it.
He groaned as he stood up. Anne laughed softly, "I'm not so very drunk...Opps there went my bra."
"Really?" He cursed himself for being impatient and just throwing her over his shoulder and then he grinned as he felt around for the bra, "Maybe we'll just keep the three beer limit."
Then a more awful thought crossed his mind, "Just how am I supposed to stay low profile while I'm carrying a half naked drunken red head across the campus."
Now he was at Donner Hall, there was someone waiting at the door. He froze as he realized who it was waiting at the door. The old woman who managed the dorm let out a howl and began running towards him.
Jim quickly sat Anne down on her feet, dropped her clothes and backed away from her just in time to avoid Mrs. Keller's first swing of the claw hammer. He was on his heels running backwards trying to miss the second swing.
"BLACK HOLE, JIMMY BOY!" She screamed, her eyes blazed with rage as she missed once again. Jim was able to turn around now and make the best use of his speed as he ran for his life back to Liberty Hall and safety.
"I really caused you all that trouble?" Anne said with a mischievous grin on her face.
"Oh boy that old woman was fast." Jim said as he took another drink of beer.
Anne grinned, "She told me that you were the one that undressed me...but I knew better."
Jim winced, "You know what the worst part about the whole ordeal was?"
"What"
"I never even got to take a peak before the old woman was on me." Jim said clearly disappointed.
Anne smiled, "Well we're married now...We can go upstairs and you can look all you want now."
Jim grinned, "Kids are home remember, besides...I think I'd like to do a little more than look."
"Oh you are in a mood." She pursed her lips and nodded her head, "You know we used to have so much fun at parties...I wonder why we don't go out anymore?"
Jim chuckled, "That's easy...Rocket Center Christmas Party...December 18th, 1994."
Anne looked at him quizzically, "What? Ohhhhhhhhhhhh." She exclaimed suddenly remembering.
"Ramesh quit feeding my wife all those Rum and Coke's." Jim said angrily.
His friend grinned, "Come on now James. I am just trying to help you two out."
Bob Chen suddenly handed Anne another drink, "Yea, you guys need more kids. You can't just stop with one girl."
Anne put the drinks down and threw her arms around her husband, "Come on Jimmy I want another baby...Pleasssssssssseeeeeee."
Anne Possible sat up straight in the chase lounge as the memory came back to her and groaned, "Oh yea...Twins."
Kim was eating a quick snack that didn't involve a processed cheese spread with her boyfriend in the kitchen when she suddenly spotted something in the trashcan. What she spotted sent off alarm bells in her head.
"Beer bottles, they've been drinking!"
"Huh?"
"Mom and Dad...I have to stop them." Kim said as she jumped to her feet.
Ron shook his head again, "What?"
Kim put her hands on her hips, "Mom starts drinking, she'll get pregnant and I'm not going to stand for that."
"Uh Kim, I watched those films in Mr. Barkin's class and I don't remember beer being a part of the miracle of life." Ron said trying to calm down his girlfriend.
She fumed, "Well Barkin never met my mother!"
"You know if they're busy drinking beer outside. We could use the time to work in some quality kissing in the living room. "Ron reminded her.
Kim looked towards the back door and then back at Ron. She bit her lower lip trying to decide what needed to be done. She nodded her head grabbed her boyfriend by the arm and pulled him towards the living room.
