Fopular! ( to the tune of "Popular!" from "Wicked")
Another one for all you Raoul haters out there!
Sung by Erik and Raoul:
Erik (spoken):
Raoul, now that we're enemies, I've decided to make you my new victim!
Raoul:
Don't you think Christine will be mad?
Erik:
Oh, well! That's what makes me so weird.
Raoul (singing):
Whenever I see someone who in love with Christine
And let's face it, who isn't, in love with Christine?
She likes me because I rescued her scarf.
Erik:
And your haircut really makes me barf!
and even though you're the patron
a character from Chicago called the matron
will be on my side
I cannot lie
Because
You
Are
Fopular
You're way too fopular!
Your hair is too long
Stop wearing that thong
And get a nose job
Cause you're not popular
At the opera populaire
Fix your hair
Get new underwear
You really should…
Raoul:
I'm offended by your cruel analysis
I don't understand any part of this
Leave me alone
I'll dress the way I want
I
Am the patron of
Populaire
The Opera Populaire
Hey, get over there
In your spooky lair
Stop wearing that mask
I makes people want to ask
Stop stalking my chick
Boy this sweater is thick
And I'm getting sick
Of this song!