Welcome back after those long commercials! Sorry folks, but we were having some technical difficulties! Regardless, our remaining victim-contestants are Sakura, Shikamaru, and Naruto! Are you excited?

Naruto: snore

Hehehe, um…Naruto?

Naruto: Huh, what?

Sakura: Naruto, you are such a loser!

Now, now. Be nice to the poor boy! Gaara, are you ready to spin The Wheel?

Gaara: grin Finally

The Wheel of Your Imminent Death lands on….wow. Um, well, it landed on a ramen eating contest!

Naruto: YOSH!!!

Sakura: NOOOOO! Not that! I am SO gonna die! Uwah!

Shikamaru: Kuso……mendokuse

Here are your bowls! Now, the first person to eat 5 bowls of ramen wins! And so on and so forth. But the loser, well, Gaara will finally be appealed. 1. 2. 3. Go!

About 10 seconds go by

Naruto: Done! Can I have some more?

Uhm, no. Sorry, but no.

Naruto: Host-teme

Shikamaru: Kuso, I'm full. Done.

And Shikamaru has finished too! And we all know what that means!

Sakura: NOOO! I don't wanna die!

Too bad, girlie. Gaara? Go for it!

Gaara: grins and pulls out a yo-yo

Sakura: WHAT?! NO! I DON'T WANNA GER KILLED BY HIM!!!

Gaara throws the yo-yo and it wraps itself around her neck

Sakura: AHH! gurgle splutter

Gaara: Tightens the string and shoves the yo-yo down her trachea

Sakura: wheezes and chokes and splutters, oh my!

Sakura dies an agonizing death by yo-yo

Well, wasn't that a fun display? Goodie! Well, time for a short commercial break, but I promise, we'll be back sooner than the last time!

A/N: My, wasn't that fun? And yes, I dedicate this to hamstergirl591! This is it! It's almost the end of this show! But fear not! I haven't killed everyone in the show yet, have I? So tell me who you want to be in the next show!

They cannot be someone who has already died in this one!

Ja Ne, Minna-san!

Gaara's Whore