Alright! Welcome back to our last round of Don't Get Killed! Our final competitors are Shikamaru and Naruto! Give these two outstanding finalists a hand! So, are you both ready for the outcome?
Naruto: I'm gonna win no matter what! Believe it!!
Now Naruto, what did we discuss during commercials?
Naruto: I-I mean…Dattebayo!
Much better! And you Shika-chan?
Shikamaru: I resent that nickname.
Yeah, well, I don't much care. Anything else before we begin?
Shikamaru: Yeah. This is a really stupid show.
And all of a sudden, you're opinion doesn't matter anymore! Wow, that was fast. Now Gaara, spin the Wheel of Your Imminent Death!
….Oh, wow. Well, this is a stupid challenge. Way too anti-climactic. I should fire whoever made this wheel. Regardless! Shikamaru, Naruto; what
♫dun dun DUUUUUUN!!♫
is your father's name?
Shikamaru: Do I really need to answer that?
Yes, unfortunately. Don't worry though; we'll get another one us as soon as you guys are done.
Shikamaru: Mendokuse… my father's name is Nara Shikaku.
Yes yes, very good. Now, Naruto, go ahead and tell us your father's name.
Naruto: Ummmm…you know, about that…hehehe
Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me that you don't know your own fathers name?
Naruto: Well, he's dead. So no, I don't know what his name is…
Well folks, you saw-er, read it here. A contestant not being able to answer possibly the easiest question known to mankind: What is your father's name. Gaara, have at the sad excuse for a human being.
Gaara: With pleasure. grin
Naruto: No! I don't want to die!
Gaara: Too late for that, freak.
Jesus, I love irony!
Naruto: NO! I want to live!
Gaara: Minions! Attack!!!!
a horde of pretty butterflies come bursting through a randomly placed window with miniature cans of gasoline
Naruto: What the fuck?!
Gaara! Haven't we discussed this? No breaking things! Oh well, too late now, I guess…
the butterflies pour the gasoline on Naruto as he runs around trying to escape them
Naruto: GYAHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?!
Gaara: Isn't it obvious?
Naruto: NO!
Gaara: Even more reason to dispose of and idiot such as you.
Naruto: AHHHH!!!!!
more strange, but pretty, butterflies come bursting through a completely different window with miniature flame throwers.
I'm so going to get fired for this……
Naruto: WTF?! oO
Gaara: Attack!
Naruto: GYAHHH!!! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Naruto is promptly chased around the studio by flame throwing butterflies
Well that's our show! And hopefully we'll be back next week! If I haven't lost my job that is… Thank you for watching the show! I hope to see you soon!
A/N: And that's the end of this show! If you want another episode, let me know what characters you'd like to see in it! Unfortunately, it cannot be a character that has already died in this episode. Yes. Yes, it is sad.
This chapter is dedicated to hamstergirl591! Girl, you are the ultimate bomb! I love you:3
This is the end of Don't get Killed Episode 1! Thank you for staying with me!
Ja Ne!
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