I Am Richer Than The Phantom ( to the tune of "I Can't Do It Alone" from "Chicago")
For all you Raoul lovers out there, this one's for you!
Sung by Raoul:
The phantom and I are in love with Christine
We both think her reigns supreme
We both go to operas at least once a week
Oh yeah!
But because of the phantom Joseph Buquet is deceased.
I know it's sad of course
The phantom needs to be brought down
Man, Christine looked good in…that….gown!
Watch this!
You'll have to imagine I'm dancing with Christine
It's swell with me and Christine
I got the girl and you did not
Tried to kill me by tightening the knot
At least I'm not on morphine
And I proposed to Christine
And I'm a vicompte
And I'm richer than the phantom!
Even though he gets twenty thousand francs a month
I have that little extra umph
And I don't stalk and hang
Now sit and watch me do my thang!
I know you want her
But I'm richer than you
And I don't kill
All this is undeniably true
This song is so random
But I'm simply a better person than the Phantom!
So what do you say, Christine?
Christine:
I say Screw You, Erik!
Raoul:
I know, he pulls some real shit
This next verse is really nifty!
He kills and hangs
William Hung sings She Bangs
I collect ying yangs
And I'm richer than him
And I care about
The opera
And I'm richer than him!
Now you hear me going down the list!
Let me know if there is anything I missed!
Did I mention that I'm richer than the phantom!