A/N: Amazing! Here I am again ready to update this story. I'll give it my best, aight guys? I have been busy updating so I'm not sure if I got any reviews. Uh, whatever, on with it! I hope you like this chappie!

Disclaimer: Tsk Tsk. This is the part where I hate the most. I don't and obviously won't own Naruto nor its characters. Uhh.

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'Aniiki!' Naruto hugged Deidara from behind and gave him her best smile.

'Why do you always have to do that when I have to deal business with you?' Deidara complained while caressing Naruto's arm.

'Do what?' Naruto asked tenderly, forming a cute little pout, which made Deidara turn around and pinch his little sister's face.

'That. It also doesn't mean, because you're good looking, you can get whatever you want.'

'I know you love me.' Naruto stuck out her tongue, which earned her a small peck on the lips from her brother. Deidara released his hands and walked away from Naruto and grabbed a red scroll from the table.

'Are wan nan desu ka (What's that)?'

'A scroll baka.xD. Anyways, I want you to sign it, so the jutsu would be complete.'

'What kind of jutsu?'

'A forbidden jutsu.'

'Then I won't sign it, not unless I completely know what's in it.'

'Look Naruto. This is important. Just don't ask stupid questions. I thought we've agreed on this from the very beginning. Remember, rule no. 1?'

'Yea. Yea. No one opposes a higher ranking member of the Akatsuki, not unless permitted to do so.'

'See, you remember it perfectly.'

'But can't I at least know what's in it? You don't expect me to leave my blood signature without having to know at least little information on that scroll. Please, aniiki?'

'Fine. Fine. But promise me that you would comply to what I've requested of you and that you won't tell anyone about this… not even Konoha?' Naruto turned her back not wanting Deidara to see her shocked expression. 'He couldn't possibly know that I'm a spy, could he?'

'What are you talking about? Of course not. I told you from the very beginning that my loyalty belongs to you and to this group.'

'Lies. You can't fool me you stupid sister.' "Good. Then come face me.'

'You do believe me, huh aniiki? You know I'll never betray you.' Naruto said while hugging Deidara.

'I know. So how about you show me how loyal you are by taking off your clothes.'

'B-but I thought you were going to tell me what's in that scroll?'

'Yes, but after we do some little something-something. C'mon Naruto don't tell me you're scared. It's not like we haven't done this before.' Deidara commented with a sly grin on his face.

'B-but…' Deidara was already sucking Naruto's earlobes when Naruto started stating the facts to why they shouldn't be doing this, but before Naruto could make another sound, he took her lips while provocatively rubbing her thigh. Naruto gave up by kissing Deidara back and started squeezing his already hardened shaft. Deidara smiled at this while pinching Naruto's nipples.

'Good girl' He said while sucking Naruto's lower lip.

'I love you twin.' Naruto said whole-heartedly. Deidara just kissed Naruto hardly and laid her on the table. He bent down and sucked her breast, which caused little Naruto to moan. 'I love your body, not you, slut.'

Naruto felt someone tugging her shirt awaking herself from the dream. She opened her eyes and came faced to face a pair of sad sea green eyes. Gaara looked at her with an unexplainable look on his eyes and Naruto felt as if he was trapped in some kind of battle where there was no room for escape. Gaara wanted so much to tell Naruto about what was happening, but the images written on scroll takes him aback. 'How could an epitome of happiness and hope work for a group filled with guile and cruelty?' Gaara touched Naruto's face and wiped those tear-streaked cheeks. 'I hate doing this to you Naruto, but it obviously doesn't matter to you, because you are going to do this to me anyway… to your very best friend.' Suddenly, Naruto's face was twitching and her lips began to pout and Gaara knew very well that Naruto was about to cry. Naruto hugged Gaara tightly and those tears just fell like crazy. She was shaking in his arms and Gaara couldn't help, but feel guilty. Gaara held her close…. close to him as possible praying to God to put this nightmare to an end.

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A man cloaked in black and silver suit jumped expertly in the trees. Two ninjas followed behind him trying their best to keep up with the scurrying fellow.

"Slow down Sasuke. The Sand will not run away from its rightful place." A man dressed in green shirt and leggings with orange knee socks commented with a sigh, brushing his perfectly straightened bangs away from his face.

"Nor will the Akatsuki. We have to catch them before it's too late."

"Nothing's going to happen to Naruto if that's what you're thinking."

"I know Lee, but to her friend, there is."

"Quit the talking you two. It's going to take two more days before we reach our destination… Byaakugan!"

'I'm coming for you Naruto, my love.'

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"I see our little Kazekage has made some progress." Kisame Hoshikage commented sitting on top of a small hut, 45 degrees North West from the park.

"I know. And our plan will be even better once Deidara and Sasori arrives." Uchiha Sasuke replied with a wicked grin on his face.

"It's like hitting two birds in one stone."

"My thoughts exactly."

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Gaara carried a sleeping Naruto back to his apartment. He laid her on his bed and tucked her in when Naruto slowly opened her eyes looking around the room. It felt as if she has already been here, but just brushed the idea off knowing this was her first time in the Sand Village.

"Take your rest, sleeping beauty." Gaara teased. Naruto couldn't help, but feel her cheeks burn with Gaara's comment. She doesn't have any idea to why those little words had such an effect on her. 'I'm pretty sure I've encountered even better compliments in my life. And I am a hundred percent sure that I am not virgin… b-but how come I feel like a blushing lunatic when this sexy chap flashes his perfectly perfect teeth at me? A-and the way he talks, t-the way he cares, t-the way he touches me… N-noo! I'm getting mad!' Naruto held her head together trying to keep herself sane. Gaara was worried to see this side of Naruto and forcefully took her hands from her head.

"Look, I promise not to call you sleeping beauty anymore if that will make you stop from breaking your head."

Naruto looked at him with those innocent eyes and Gaara released an exasperated sigh.

"I know those eyes. It doesn't work on me."

"It does not?"

"No it doesn't Naruto, so will you take your rest now?"

"But it's only mid-noon. And I haven't eaten breakfast yet."

"And whose fault was that?" Gaara inquired raising one eye brow. Naruto shivered when she thought about what happened in the restaurant. Gaara noticed this and almost wanted to kill himself for bringing the subject back. He went up to her and sat beside Naruto's bed only to see her curled up in a ball.

"H-hey… I'm sorry to bring it up." Gaara said, while softly rubbing Naruto's back. Naruto turned to him and said,

"I'm sorry Gaara. I really don't know what's got into me. It's just that I have fear of seeing a pair of bloody red eyes, and I feel bad for that hostess, failing to notice of course that she was your friend." Gaara cringed when she mentioned the word, friend. 'That bastard, he's not even close to being referred as an acquaintance.'

"I just work with her. I don't really consider her as anything special."

"But still, I was rude."

"No Naruto, you weren't. Look, everyone has their own fears and sometimes we just have to do what feels right at the moment. Hell, if I saw a snake, I would definitely run for my life not even going to bother if everyone ends up calling me gay."

Naruto laughed with his statement, and it felt nice to see her smile again. Gaara felt that his heart would crush, because he is no doubt the cause of Naruto experiencing grave pain. It felt really great seeing her laughing and smiling again than piled up in her thoughts, trying to erase all the cruel things that might have happened to her. 'I wonder how she reached Sand…'

"But of course, you were just saying that to make me feel good, aren't you? And I'm pretty sure that you aren't afraid of snakes, and it would bother you if the people called you gay." Naruto asked.

"Clearly." Naruto sat up and took a pillow and smacked it at Gaara's face. Gaara, however, was able to dodge it.

"Unfair." Naruto whined.

"Hn. You always missed." Gaara replied, smiling.

However, silence washed between them as Naruto thought about Gaara's reply. Gaara realizing that he made a mistake stood up and began to walk away when Naruto held his wrist tightly.

"W-who exactly are you?"

"I already told you my name, Naruto. Don't tell me you've forgotten."

"I know your name, Gaara. However, you plainly told me last night that we haven't met before. What kind of games are you playing?" Naruto accused.

'NO. What kind of games are you playing?' "Look, I made a mistake. We haven't met each other, okay?"

"Lies. Don't lie to me. We've met and I know with the way you look at me, that something has happened between us."

"Nothing has happened between us, Naruto. Now can you please release your hold of my hand?"

"No. I will not let you go, not unless you tell me."

"You've always been stubborn as ever."

"Ha! Look! You can't lie to me anymore. You know me and I think I have the right to know you." Gaara turned around and faced Naruto with an annoyed expression on his face.

"Fine, we've met each other. Happy?"

"No. You can't be this caring if you say we are just mere acquaintances. Are we like, friends? Best friends? Mates?"

"Actually… more than that…" Gaara replied quietly, turning his back.

"Then what? You can't possibly say that you are my boyfriend, can you?"

There was no response from Gaara and Naruto's expression turned from normal to shock, shock to normal, ending up in normal to once again, shock.

Gaara faced Naruto with the most solemn expression he has, as he vowed,

"I am Subaku no Gaara, Kazekage of the Hidden Village of Sand, fiancé of Uzumaki, Naruto, ANBU of the Hidden Village of the Wind.

Naruto stared at Gaara for the moment,

Blinked

Screamed

Then

Passed out.

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A/N: HILARIOUS. Tsk. Gaara I can't believe you said that. This is going to beg good. LMAO.

Well, I promise to get back on that scroll, but ya know this a gaara and femnaruto fic, so of course there should be some development going on between those two. Please review. ;) TSK. Gaara you naughty boy.