A/N: Hey guys. Arrgh, I was kind of disappointed with my grammar and choice of words when I read my fic on the site. It's a good thing that it didn't matter to some of you, or maybe you guys were just too nice to comment on my mistakes. Anyways, I believe I made a couple of mistakes and I promise to rewrite them.

Subaku no Gaara- I'm too tired to edit and change it, so I'll write it properly in the upcoming chapters. I checked it out on the net and it was Sabaku no Gaara, not Subaku. Arrgh, Can I even be more careless? And apparently, I used the word however, thrice in a row, and I'm so ticked off when I failed to notice it. If my English-Media teacher read it, she would deduct marks for repetition. Yes, Yes, I am a perfectionist. It's a little awkward too that I am saying all of this to you. I guess I am writer with no pride and I would appreciate it if you guys correct me sometimes.

Thank you for finding time to read this fic. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 3

Disclaimer: Watashi wa CherryIme14344-desu. I don't freaking own Naruto!

---This chapter is focused on, no other than, Naruto and Gaara. smiles widely

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Gaara helplessly stared at the passed out Naruto. 'I shouldn't have told her something I would regret later on.' Gaara thought to himself. 'But it does feel nice to play pretend sometimes… especially with the girl of your dreams.'

"I'll tell her the truth later." Gaara thought loudly, but paused when he heard stirring from behind. He turned to look at Naruto only to find out that she was loudly snoring. Gaara had a comical expression on his face and gave a stifled laugh noticing the gracelessness of Naruto's character. 'It's actually a turn-off… but hey, that was the hottest snore I've ever heard in my entire life.' Gaara chuckled as he started walking away from Snore Queen. He heard a little rustle in his kitchen as he prepared himself for the unpredictable. He assumed that it would be Uchiha or his shark-mate came to bug him again. On the other hand, he felt happiness wash over him when he saw that it was only Temari pigging out.

"You could have knocked." Gaara commented, leaning on one side of the kitchen door frame.

"Then mess up your proposal?"

"It wasn't a proposal 'nechan."

"Then what was that, a warning letter for the future? Gosh if I was Naruto, I would prepare myself for the worse." Temari replied holding an onigiri on one hand and a stick of three takoyaki balls on the other. (yum)

"How bad is your craving?" Gaara asked changing the subject.

"Bad--real bad. I'm going to kill Shikamaru for doing this to me." Temari answered swallowing all two things together.

"Well, at least you enjoyed your honeymoon and your lil get aways on a mission." Temari blushed with his comment and got another stick of takoyaki balls

"'Nechan, don't finish the whole thing. Naruto still has to eat."

"Then give her your share. Jeez, what kind of men do we have nowadays? Tell me, Gaara, you are going to give up anything for the woman you love even if it costs you your life, aren't you?" Gaara was taken aback with her question and didn't feel the urge to say anything. Temari slowly walked to her brother as she placed one hand on his shoulder and said,

"Gaara, the truth will soon come out and it will set you free. So you better fix things when they're lighter before too much damage has been done."

"Why exactly are you telling me this? Is there anything that I should know?" Gaara replied turning his head away from his sister's words of wisdom.

"I don't know, is there?"

"I don't know. That's why I'm asking you."

"Hmm… Can I have more takoyaki?" Gaara almost fell off from his stance as he tried figuring out his sister's constant mood swings.

"Yeah.xD Take as much as you like."

"Thank you!" Temari exclaimed hugging Gaara tightly.

"Err—are all pregnant women this unstable?"

"What are you talking about? I-I'm nice. And Shika said that if you say anything bad to me, he w-would kick your ass!" Temari pointed her finger as her mood changed to being one of those emotional preggies. Gaara was absolutely dumbfounded and wished for the days when his sister was still single and stern. That's why he didn't engage himself in love, because it was too complicated.

"Fine. Fine. I'm sorry. So why exactly did you say those words 'the truth will soon set you free…'? Gaara asked, hugging his sister back.

"Oh that? I just saw it on one of the soap I watched. I just felt like saying it at the spur of the moment."

"You w-what? A-and when exactly did you start watching soap..?!" Gaara felt like hitting himself now.

"Oh. I got bored and besides I can't do any mission with this state. Anyways, I have to go Ototou. Take care of yourself and Naruto." And then she was gone. 'So much for words of wisdom.'

Gaara scratched his head as he came to his kitchen table and laid the onigiri and takoyaki in place He was about to check Naruto when the blonde was standing right at his kitchen door, rubbing her eyes, and changed in one of his clothes. She was wearing a maroon shirt that was obviously too large for her and a pair of chequered pyjamas, which was failing to keep still on her waist. She gave a loud yawn as Gaara stared, utterly speechless at her.

"Konnichiwa. I heard a woman's voice. Did we have any visitors?" Naruto asked, pulling one chair out as she helped herself a piece of onigiri. Not even a slightest sound was heard from Gaara and his palms sweat knowing everything will soon turn out to be a big roller coaster ride. 'WE…? What did you get yourself into now, Gaara?!' Gaara thought nervously.

"I-I beg your pardon?"

"I said, did we have any visitors?"

"No."

"Can you pass me the soy sauce, sweetie?"

Gaara shakily passed the soy sauce to Naruto as he thought about this extremely bizarre situation. This was all too good to be true and he never thought that it would be this nerve-wrecking to pretend to be Naruto's boyfriend. Wait, even worse---fiancé. Gaara drank a glass of water as he tried formulating the words that would end up to be the perfect explanation to why he said that ridiculous vow, however, he completely failed to do so, being distracted by Naruto looking so cute, no---hot in his clothes.

"Hmm… Are you okay sweetie?" Naruto asked feeling concerned.

"Err—"

"You seem quiet. Is something wrong, sweetie?" Gaara dropped his chopsticks as Naruto's words began to haunt him like crazy.

"Can you please don't call me sweetie."

"Why? Did we use another pet name before?" Not getting any answer from Gaara, Naruto continued to ask the pet names she knew.

"Baby? Hunnie-Bunnie? Lovie-Money? Cupcake? Bon-Bon---"

"NO!" Gaara bawled smacking the table with his hands.

"Gaaramahboofuckmehardrightinthearserightnow?"

"NO. Uhh w-what?!!"

"Gaara-kins mah pimps?"

"No, Naruto, stop. We didn't use any pet names." Gaara said while rubbing his temples.

"Hmp, how boring." Naruto complained as she finished her takoyaki.

"You know… I really like takoyaki."

"I'm glad you do."

"My my Gaara, you do know what I like, don't you?" Naruto replied while seductively licking the sauce on her second stick of takoyaki balls. "And you know why I like takoyaki so much?" Gaara nodded NO, as he nervously took a bite of his onigiri.

"Well…'cause I like…. Balls." Gaara swallowed the whole piece of his onigiri as his face suddenly turned red and was panting for water when he realized he was choking from the onigiri he carelessly swallowed. Naruto panicked and gave the whole pitcher of water to Gaara and made him drink the whole thing in a matter of seconds. Naruto sighed as she watched Gaara's colour turn back to normal, which was pale as ever. 'Geez, this guy needs to get a tan. And absolutely, has to loosen up.' Naruto snickered as she thought about Gaara's reactions. 'I can't believe my baby's a virgin.'

"Gaara, we never did it, did we?" Naruto asked helping Gaara to his seat. Gaara winced as he shyly looked at Naruto.

"No." Gaara replied quietly and was surprised when Naruto kissed him on his right cheek.

"That's why I chose you. 'Cause I know you're special." Naruto whispered to Gaara's ear as Gaara melted in Naruto's words. Naruto slowly stood up and threw her mess in the garbage can. She went for the door when Gaara called up to her and asked,

"Where are you going?"

"Bathroom. I'm horny." Gaara's eyes fell wide open only to find that Naruto was cracking. "I'm kidding, I'm going to go pee." Naruto said as she pinched Gaara's cheek.

"In the hallway, turn right then make a left." Gaara said shaking his head.

"Aite."

'I'm going to get back at you one day, Naruto.' Gaara thought slyly. Suddenly, Naruto's head popped back on the right side of the door frame with a wicked grin on her face.

"How about… Lollipopsuckle?"

"FUCK OFF."

Gaara heard a loud chortle on his hallway as he stood up and fixed the things on the table. He smiled at the thought that Naruto was actually seducing him. 'You need more practice Naruto.' Apparently, he was wrong feeling his lollipop already turning hard.

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The sun was up again knowing another day has passed in the Hidden Village of The Sand. On the other part of the desert, particles of sand came together as it gradually piled up to create a massive sand storm. Whirls of wind mixed with sand began to fill up the whole desert killing anyone who comes its way. Nonetheless, two strong figures walked gallantly inside the sand storm engaging themselves in a futile argument about the perfect art. Each held a strong point and continued to converse trying not to kill each other in the process.

"You're starting to tick me off, Deidara."

"The feeling's mutual, Sasori-sama."

"I hate waiting and I don't like having the people wait for me either. So stop this bloody wind before I destroy this god damn place."

"Hmm… feisty, aren't we? Weren't you supposed to be used with this kind of weather?"

"Urusai. You're just like your twin."

"Whatever, she's adopted."

"No wonder, her body's better than yours."

"Obviously, she has a fucking pussy."

"Your ass aint tight."

"Give me a break."

Deidara closed his right palm as he waited for his jutsu to work. He ended up creating a gigantic fan and swept the whole place clean as he smiled and continued walking.

"Right after you, Sasori-sama."

"No, go in front I wanna see your ass."

"Fucking Fagg."

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Naruto's tummy crumbled as the aroma of good food reached her nose. However, the smell felt so close, so close that she could imagine that it was a merely inches away from her nose. She bent her chin down as she shrieked when a hot bowl of ramen was sitting on top of her chest. She opened her eyes only to find out that Gaara was laughing like a madcap baboon.

"GAARA! Take this thing away from me! NOW!" Gaara complied as he picked up the hot bowl and placed it on the tray lying on top of his bedside table.

"What a way to thank someone who just made breakfast in bed."

"That's why it's called BREAKFAST IN BED, because you friggin' lay it on top of the bed, NOT IN MY FRICKIN' CHEST BAKA!"

"A little potty mouth this morning, aren't we?" Gaara leered sitting on the bed as he placed a cold towel on Naruto's chest. 'That's for making me horny last night.'

"Ahh..that feels good…"

"Morning, Snore Queen."

"Hey!" Naruto poked a finger on Gaara's chest, which felt painful, because chakra was included in the process.Gaara winced at the pain and Naruto rubbed the part where she thought she has caused pain. "I'm soo sorry. Oh my God, where in the world did that come from?"

"You included Chakra a'ho. Did Neji teach you some of his tricks?"

"Chakra? Neji?"

"Chakra—that invisible thing we all have if we're ninjas. It's our energy, which has some sort of power to kill our enemy. And Neji, well, Neji's a friend of yours." Gaara shrugged.

"That's cool. Are you sure I have that? Do you have that as well?"

"Uhh…Tell me Naruto, has your memory gotten any better yet?"

"Actually, no. It has gotten worse when you gave me that pill."

"Ohh.." Gaara replied turning away. "Want breakfast now?"

"Sure." Naruto replied happily as she openly welcomed Gaara chopstick feeding her with ramen.

"Do you like it?"

"Yeah, I can stay like this forever." Naruto said dreamily. 'Forever is an awfully long time… an impossible dream that will continue to stay like dream.' Gaara was so trapped in his thoughts that he didn't hear anything that Naruto was talking about. Naruto took the chopsticks away from Gaara as she devoured the whole thing by herself. Gaara was still absorbed in his thoughts that he failed to hear Naruto's million dollar question.

"GAARA!"

"Uh—yea! What?"

"I said, can you take me out on a date?"

"A—what?!"

"A date! Oh my god, I've repeated this so many times, at first I thought you were thinking about the place where we should go, but then I realized you were so engrossed in your thoughts that you didn't even hear anything I said! What the hell are you thinking about that's more important than me?!" Naruto demanded.

"Actually… I was thinking of you…"

"Yea sure." Naruto snorted.

"So…yea… what did you say we were going to do again?"

"I can't believe you!! Fuck you mother fucker. Baka! Baka! Baka!" Naruto said as she punched Gaara on his chest and this time she unconsciously used Kyuubi's chakra that sent Gaara flying at the end of the room. Naruto screamd when she saw Gaara flying backwards from her. She went to him and begged for forgiveness as she hugged Gaara tightly, which ended up causing Gaara more pain.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize what I did. I was just pissed… oooh--- this is so your fault!" She complained as she hugged Gaara again.

"This is the first time that I've ever been punched by a woman who broke my sand armour."

"I don't get what you're talking about, but you better tell those sandmates of yours to dodge every attack I do."

"Hmmm… there's always a first for everything, sweetie." Gaara replied caressing Naruto's cheeks, which eventually turned cerise.

"Oh quit being nice. I'll help you stand up."

"So…sweetie, we're aiming for a home run on this date, aren't we?" Gaara asked as he limply walked holding on to Naruto as they slowly walked back to his bed.

"I-I…uhh…" Naruto stammered as she tried hiding her blush away from Gaara. She was about to say something when she realized that so much weight was already leaning on her, only to find out that Gaara has already passed out. She screamed as they both fell down on the floor.

Gaara was lying on top of Naruto's chest and opened his eyes and closed them again, resting like an angel with a satisfied look on his face.

"I love you, sweetie…" Gaara mumbled as he with no doubt, passed out again.

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A/N: So much passing out in this fic XD. But awww. They're so cute together. (No one opposes!) I know this chapter was kind of uploaded a little later than usual, but eh, a girl can be busy sometimes, especially on weekends. Please review. I'm thinking of ending this fic at chapter 15 or less. Actually, I'm thinking of a lot of things right now. Hehehe. Hope you liked this chappy, because it's pure jokes. I like to spice up this story ya know. Ahaha. Mwah. Mwah. Mwah. 3 Review. Review.