When You're Good to Madame ( to the tune of "When You're Good to Mama" from "Chicago")
Sung by Madame Giry:
Ask any of the girls in my house
They'll tell that I'm wearing a silk blouse
I teach them all and they all obey me
Although occasionally I get crap from Ubaldo Piangi…
Got a little job
Delivering notes for Erik
Boy that Carlotta
Really is a freak!
There's a lot of dances
I know how to do
You do one for Madame
She'll do one for you!
They say that dance is tappity-tap
And that's the way I dance
So I demand some respect
Meg, get out Andre's pants!
Don't you know that that is
Not for girls like you
When you want privileges
Madame has to give them to you…
They say that pirouettes are a big part
Of the ballet
Hey, Mr. Phantom, what's your
Problem with Joe Buquet?
So what's the one conclusion
I could bring this song to?
When you're good to Madame
Madame's good to you!
Oh, yeah!