A/N: Hello again. I hope you like this chapter.
Disclaimer: Konnichiwa Mina-san. Watashi no Naruto eiga dewa arimasen. (Good afternoon, everyone. I don't own Naruto movie). Ahahaha. I'm only a basic Japanese learner, so yea don't blame me if I end up with so much wrong grammar. Crossing my fingers there aint a full Nihonjin (Japanese) Naruto fan girl/boy reading this LOL. Ok, on with it.
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"Sasuke! Abunai (Watch out)!" Neji warned as he saw different sets of traps prepared for them. Sasuke expertly missed one of them and had to stop when they heard Lee called for them from behind. He was trapped in a branch of a tree, one leg raised up as the other one froze on another branch of another tree. He looked like one of those runners prepared to race in the Olympics, but was somehow frozen inside a block of ice.
"What's wrong?" Neji asked.
"I'm trapped." Lee said as sweat began to vigorously drop on the sides of his face.
"I don't see anything."
"I know, but I can't move and I believe if I move more I'd step on an invisible bomb."
"Invisible bomb, that's impossible." Sasuke replied.
"Not when you're dealing with the Akatsuki. Byaakugan!" Neji was shocked to see that Lee was right. They were surrounded with bombs, hundreds of them. Sasuke was even stepping in one right now, and they were trapped in cage of strings.
"We are inside a cage of strings, powered by chakra. I've seen this technique before, however, I just can't seem to remember when."
"Do you see the way to escape?" Lee asked.
"The cage has no roof; the strings only go from the sides to the bottom. The bomb is literally everywhere, but it doesn't explode not unless you don't stay on it for more than five seconds. So Sasuke, I suggest you move out of the spot, before you put us all in danger." Sasuke leaped so fast and went beside Neji.
"Am I still stepping on a bomb?"
"Yes, but you can go from one bomb to another as long as you don't touch Lee."
"What's the problem with me now?"
"You're feet is currently stuck in one of the spaces between the string bars. If you constantly move, you'll move the bombs around it, and you are merely an inches away in touching that bomb on your right foot, and once you touch it you can't move away, because your other leg is still trap on that space between the string bars that has been locking you up."
"Why will the bar affect the bombs, doesn't it stay still?" Sasuke inquired.
"No, because these strings were purposely made to sway so that Byaakugan holders like myself won't notice it and it will only seem like part of the wind."
"How thin are these strings?" Sasuke asked as he moved again to another spot.
"Like a strand of saliva."
"What?!"
"Yes, Lee, and don't you dare move or you'll blow us all off. Sasuke, I know this may seem weird, but the only way we can escape is to fly."
"Why are you turning to him? It's not like he has wings…" Lee said using an as- matter-of-fact tone.
"Fortunately, he does."
"He does?!"
"Don't fucking move there Green Goblin or you'll surely bring us all to hell." Sasuke snapped. "So what's the plan?"
"I could have stopped these bombs with my ultimate defence, but there are too many of them and I don't want to waste my energy in fighting stupid traps. So the plan is, I will put a shield around us as we cut the strings in Lee's leg. Nevertheless, it will not be easy because even if these strings sway like crazy, the chakra enforced in them are as powerful as Gaara's ultimate defence. However, you have broken Gaara's defence once, so I want you to use Chidori to break them. Also, no matter how disgusting it may sound; I will have to hug Lee, as you lock your feet in my shoulders. It only has to take five seconds, and once the cage breaks, I want you to send us flying straight North, which has to be at least 300 feet away from the ground."
"That is the most ludicrous plan I've ever heard in my entire life." Lee commented almost giving up on his painful state.
"Shut up moron. If it only wasn't for you Sasuke and I can easily escape this trap."
"Fine. Fine. So uhhh—what in the world is Sasuke doing?!" Lee gaped at the transforming Sasuke as Orochimaru's mark grew bigger and bigger as it went around his body. Black wings started growing from his back as he screamed for pain.
"Well, you didn't tell me it would hurt him!" Lee looked at Neji with shock.
"Why do you care? And besides, he'll do anything for his Naruto." Neji said sarcastically.
"I'm ready." They both turned to look at the new Sasuke who looked so evil with his new fangs showing from his mouth and his black wings constantly flapping. 'The only thing he lacks now are horns' Lee thought mischievously. 'I heard that, baka.' Sasuke retorted reading Lee's mind.
The three got in position as Neji created a barrier around them and Sasuke standing on top of Neji's shoulders, locking the chakra between them. Sasuke focused all his energy on his right hand as he created Chidori, and two more seconds were left before the bomb explodes under them. Sasuke hits the cage right on time, while Neji hugged Lee both closing their eyes, feeling air pressure from below as they flew really fast up in the air. Neji and Lee opened their eyes only to see that the traps blew 1/3 of the forest and now the desert carefully awaits for them.
"Tsk. You guys are heavy."
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"Sasuke!" Naruto shrieked snapping from her thoughts as she cut one of her fingers with the potato peeler. She winced when she saw blood continuously dripping from her index finger.
"Arrgh… it stings." Naruto said while sucking the blood in. Gaara came to see what has happened and Naruto had to turn her back not wanting to see Gaara's naked torso with the cold patch attached to his chest. 'Man, this guy loves to show off his goodies.'
"Naruto, are you okay?" Gaara came pulling Naruto's finger from her mouth and began sucking it for himself. (Cliché, but eh, that's good stuff. XD) Naruto waited patiently for this sexy beast to stop sucking her… I mean sucking her fingers. It was getting a little hot in the room and Naruto was fighting back the urge to kiss Gaara. On the other hand, Gaara was having the time of his life as he sucked, bit, and licked Naruto's finger. Naruto had to forcefully take out her finger from his hot mouth before things go out of hand.
"Sorry, I was enjoying myself too much." Gaara said as he winked sexily at Naruto. Naruto was mentally fanning herself knowing her lollipopsuckle was working his charms so well. 'God… I could just rape him.'
"So… do you like mashed potatoes?" Naruto asked turning away.
"Yea sure, but you better get ready now."
"Where are we going?"
"We're going on a date, remember?"
"Ohh…"
"Yes. And before you leave the kitchen, drink this pill, okay?" Gaara reminded as he placed a blue tablet on top of the table.
"Okay." Naruto walked up to the table curious to why this was different from what he usually gives her. 'He used to give me orange tablets, oh well.' Naruto took the tablet as she went to Gaara's room to change.
Naruto paused when she heard talking in Gaara's room. She leaned one ear over and tried to listen to whom Gaara was speaking to. She couldn't understand what they were talking about, but she almost screamed her head off when she heard the same scary voice from the restaurant.
"Just be sure to do things right. I have to go now, someone's at your door." Itachi clicked his fingers before vanishing as Gaara's door burst open presenting a guilty looking Naruto.
"Err---"
"What are you doing down there?" Gaara asked as he went and helped Naruto stand.
"Umm… I thought I heard you talking to somebody."
"What are you talking about? I don't see anyone here."
"But I swear I heard a different voice… a scary voice." Naruto shivered as she sat on Gaara's bed thinking.
"Maybe it was just your imagination. And you think too much that's why you got yourself a boo boo." Gaara said as he kissed Naruto's index finger. Naruto giggled and pinched Gaara's cheek.
"Hmm… you're cute, do you know that?"
"You're gorgeous, do you know that?"
"You are sexy, do you know that?"
"No, you're sexy."
"Oh my God, someone stop them before I shoot myself." Gaara and Naruto turned around to see Temari and Kankorou in their room. Naruto was shocked to see them and didn't know what to do, thus, she took the blanket from Gaara's bed and hid herself under the covers. Temari raised an eye brow as she looked at Gaara with the look on her face that says, 'And you said I was unstable.' Gaara looked at her defiantly as he turned and soothed Naruto's back.
"Naruto sweetie, it's all right, they're just my siblings and they want to meet you."
"SWEETIE?!" Temari and Kankorou said together. Gaara gave them the "look" and thus, they shut up.
Naruto slowly stood up and bowed her head at Temari and Kankorou and said,
"I'm Uzumaki Naruto, ANBU of the Hidden Village of the Wind, pleased to meet you."
"Wait—haven't we met be---" Temari was cut off when Kankorou extended his hand.
"Doozo yoroshiku Uzumaki-san (I'm glad to meet you, Uzumaki)." Kankorou greeted.
"Oh please, just call me Naruto, and besides you will soon be my brother-in-law." Kankorou almost broke Naruto's hand when she mentioned brother-in-law. He looked at Gaara and gave his ototo a silent prayer. Temari catching up with the current situation greets Naruto back.
"Ogenki desu ka (How are you)?" Temari asked.
"Genki desu (I'm fine)."
"So, why are you guys here?" Gaara asked breaking the constant stares his siblings are giving Naruto.
"Why, aren't we allowed to bug our little brother?" Naruto giggled looking at Gaara's annoyed expression. She found it cute that her fiancé was the youngest in his family. 'This sucks that I can't remember anything.'
"Uhh, can we talk in the living area? Naruto has to change." They were about to leave when Naruto realized one little problem.
"Y-you don't have clothes that fit me." The three sweat dropped as Temari suggested to go back to her apartment and get a dress for Naruto. Naruto smiled widely as she waited in Gaara's bed shaking her legs up and down. (kawaii) The men decided to leave the excited Naruto as they went to the living room and went down to business.
"You are going to end up in so much shit if you don't tell Naruto everything."
"I know. However, we've got ourselves a traitor."
"What? How's that possible?"
"Naruto works for the Akatsuki and she's planning to turn me in and destroy this village."
"What? No way."
"Yes. I saw it all in the scroll. She signed the contract and it was a forbidden jutsu. It can't be completed without a signature of a Jinchuuruki, however, it was completed when an Jinchuuriki Akatsuki member signed it, who was none other than Naruto herself."
"This is getting really absurd. What kind of jutsu was it?"
"A jutsu that would unleash a gigantic statue that would seal and collect all the Jinchuurukis."
"So that jutsu won't work not unless the Akatsuki has the scroll."
"Yes. That's why Naruto is here to turn me in, but I just don't understand why the scroll is with her."
"Well, what if you're wrong. Have you even tried considering her side before jumping into conclusions?"
"How? She lost her memory, and besides I have already spoken to Itachi—"
"Itachi?! Uchiha Itachi?!"
"Yes."
"But he's part of the Akatsuki."
"I know and I've made amendments."
"What the hell has gotten into you? Didn't it occur to you that he can have you both knowing so well that Naruto and you are all Jinchuurukis?!"
"I believe that problem has come to my mind, although it will be just fine, because he doesn't have one thing I that have."
"Which is?"
"The scroll. Nothing will work if he doesn't have that scroll."
"Where is that scroll?"
"It's hidden in my most favourite place."
"Yea, like that's helpful."
"Everything will work out just right."
"Then explain to me why Naruto just said, I'm her soon to be brother-in-law?!"
"It's all part of the plan. I will do anything to stop that traitor from harming this village."
"But Gaara… you guys are best friends."
"We were, but not now." Gaara replied holding the most evil look on his face.
"I-I don't know what to say…" Kankorou replied quietly.
"Naruto is a lying bitch and I will do anything to destroy her!" Suddenly, they heard a loud crash from behind and were shocked to see Naruto looking so lost with heavy tears in her eyes. The door opened and Temari came in holding a pretty dress, but was shoved back to the wall as Naruto ran out of Gaara's apartment.
"HEY! We've got a pregnant woman over here ya know!!" Temari called out while rubbing her tummy. Both siblings then turned to their little brother and couldn't find the words to describe Gaara's expression.
Gaara stared at the open door seeing his life crumble right before his eyes.
He fell on his knees, feeling his heart crushed into a million pieces…
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A/N: Oh my God. GAARA, you are the world's greatest idiot. XD sniffs
LMFAO at Temari. God, I love pregnant women. Don't forget to review. This is such a sad chapter…
Mwah 3
