He Does Hang Well ( to thetune of "So long, Farewell" from "The Sound of Music")
Sung By Christine, Erik ,Raoul, Meg, Madame Giry, and the Managers:
All:
There was an odd sort of hanging
In the middle of the ballet
In the rafters high above
It was done by the phantom
Meg:
Boy, is he handsome!
All:
He claims he did it out of love.
The victim was pig, a loser
He was till his dieing day
He was a complete and total pervert
And his name was Joseph Buquet!
Andre and Firmin:
Buquet!
Buquet!
(repeats)
Others:
It really is quite shocking
Which is why are mocking it
With…
All:
THIS SONG!
Boy, he hangs well
The opera ghost
Managers:
If we cast Carlotta, then we will be toast!
Others:
Christine sings well,
She was in a word, sublime
Christine:
I hope I learn to write and how to rhyme!
Others:
Boy this song must have been
Hard to write
Erik:
I also write the music of the night!
Others:
The vicompte is a baritone
Raoul:
My favorite flick is probably "Home Alone".
Meg and Madame Giry:
This song is done
So we better say au revoir!
AU REVOIR!
All:
Au revoir!
AU REVOIR!