Opera ( to the tune of "Harmony" from "Harmony")
Sung by The Phantom:
Opera
I wrote an opera…
(other cast members start scatting)
Opera
I wrote an opera
And it was called Don Juan Triumphant
In Hannibal
Piangi could not
Get on top of that elephant
She sang for me
Good as a shopping spree in Paree!
She was a soprano
I should trade
My creepy organ in
For a piano!
Gendarmes were marching
And Meg danced…
No one at the Opera Populaire ever murdered and stalked like this
Believe it or not I was a phantom before all this,
The Phantom of the Opera, yet!
If you're at the Opera Populaire tell them my salary is due!
Opera
She sang my opera
And then we did fly
She did sing
And wear an engagement ring
That Raoul gave her that one night
She tore out my heart, that's not the worst part
She left me for a rich guy
At least there's Meg
The opera's a powder keg
Cause it's on fire!
Boy, that line sounds familiar
Yes it does…
Opera
Unforgettable opera
Carlotta needs to stop binging
Because she
Is bad at singing
And everyone is cringing
Then Christine
Tore off my mask and revealed the scars
Boy, was I pissed,
Maybe I
Should go on that show
Called Dancing with the Stars
I wrote an OPERA!
OPERA!
Now I end this, it is setting way too long, maybe I should write more opera!