Opera Populaire ( to the tune of "America" from "West Side Story")

Sung by the cast:

Christine:

Background singing

My one true love

Let it be hung from above

Always the phantom stalking

Always the managers gawking

And Carlotta squawking

And the dancers drinking

And the cellars stinking

I like the country of Sweden

So make sure the floor tiling is even!

All:

I work at the Opera Populaire

I like the Opera Populaire

I hate getting gum in my hair

Here at the Opera Populaire!

Meg:

Here you can be yourself

Christine:

Unless you're in the phantom's jail cell!

Carlotta:

Free to sing anything you want

Madame Giry:

Free for the phantom to haunt!

All:

I work at the Opera Populaire

I like the Opera Populaire

Oh, crap! I messed up my hair!

Christine:

I followed he phantom in my underwear!

Raoul:

I like to observe and patronize

Erik:

It is you and Carlotta I despise!

Joseph Buquet:

Free to look down girls shirts!

Erik:

Free to hang perverts!

All:

I like the Opera Populaire

I can sing at the Opera Populaire

And dance to songs sung by Cher

Here at the Opera Populaire!