Chubby Hubby ( to the tune of "Funny Honey from "Chicago")
Sung by Carlotta:
Erik:
For her first number, La Carlotta would like to sing a song of..ahem..love and devotion, dedicated to her dear husband, Ubaldo…
Carlotta:
Sometimes I sing
Way off-key
But he's always there
Cheering for me
He loves me so
That chubby hubby of mine…
My voice goes up
The backdrops comes down
And knocks me
Down to the ground
He loves me so
That chubby hubby of mine…
He ain't no chic
That's no great physique
Lord knows I always get my way!
But hear his voice
You'll have no choice
But to
Hire him at for the opera populaire…
And if you know him like me…
I know you'd agree…
What if my voice began to crack
Why he'd always have my back
He loves me so
And it all suits me fine!
That
Funny
Chubby
Honey
Hubby of mine!
Raoul:
His known as the phantom of the opera!
Piangi:
The phantom, how could he have caused the chandelier to fall? He lives in the cellar…he was backstage…
Carlotta:
Lord knows he ain't got the smarts…
Raoul:
You mean he went through the trapdoor?
Piangi:
She was telling me this cock-and-bull story about Christine sleeping with the phantom, and how I oughtta say she did it because that would help her get the managers to see things her way. "Help me, Ubaldo" she says, "It's my god-damn hour of need!"
Carlotta:
Now he shut off his trap…
I can't stand his hat!
Look at him go!
Complaining about me!
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he'd be!
If the backdrop fell
Well the managers would at least try!
That
Scummy
Grubby chubby
HUBBY OF MINE!