Down There ( to the tune of "Somewhere" from "West Side Story")

Sung by Erik and Christine:

There's a place for song

Songs that are very long

In this phanfic

On this site

But the length of this is just right…

Christine:

There's a place for us

In the cellar, a place for us

Erk:

Hold my hand and I'll pull you there

And caress your face and hair…

Down there

Below

The opera house

Man, that's a nice blouse

Oh, crap there's a mouse!

Christine:

Down there

We'll have to find a way of forgiving

Before the in-laws visit on Thanksgiving

Down there…