Singing Again ( to the tune of "Human Again" from "Beauty and the Beast")
Sung by Carlotta, Andre, Firmin, and Piangi:
Carlotta:
Ah, to be prima donna again…
I'll be singing again
And bling-blinging again
When the phantom kidnaps Christine
And when I'm singing again
They'll be cheering again
And I can boss around Piangi
I'll be complaining again
And reigning again
As the queen bitch of the opera!
And I'll be full of myself
As I put my hat on a shelf
I can't wait to be singing again…
Reyer:
When she's singing again
And squawking like a hen
Work will be a living hell once more
And then well talk again
Behind her back again
About how much we think she's a whore!
Erik will be mad
It will get very bad
Which should cause Christine Daae alarm!
And she be in deep shit
I can't describe it
If Carlotta starts singing again…
Andre and Firmin:
When she's singing again
Joe will be hanging again
The phantom will write threatening notes
Firmin:
His intentions will change
Andre:
They're already strange…
Both:
He will go after us next
Will escape from Paree
To shack by the sea
Where Harry Potter was
When Hagrid knocked down the door
Right down to the floor
At the beginning of book one…
Chorus:
When…she's…singing again
We'll be seeing again
That light that's calling us
It's so big and bright
Harry Potter's outta sight!
Should I go or should I stay away…
Carlotta's voice can kill
It's really that shrill
This song is getting long!
Perhaps the phantom should
Do what he said he would
In that to Andre on that one fateful day and everything will be as it should!