Do Re Mi So ( to the tune of "Razzle Dazzle" from "Chicago")

Sung by Erik:

Give them the ol' Do Re Mi So

Do Re Mi So them

Give them an opera with lots of high notes

They'll cast their votes

And lots of new devotees

Give them the ol' Do Re Mi So

Do Re Mi So them

How can they see with crystals in their eyes

Do Re Mi So them

And they'll never catch wise…

Give them the ol' Fa So Ti Do

Fa So Ti Do them

Give them an aira with lots of passion

Corsets are the fashion

Fainting is the reaction to

Wearing a really tight corset

That's back-breaking

How can you breath with your

Waist shrunk down in size?

I guess I'm lucky that I'm a guy and

Joe Buquet died at my hand

Fa So Ti Do them

And ya got a romance!

Give them the ol' Do Re Mi So

Do Re Mi So them

There is a big bright star to wish upon

Give in to your darker side and

Listen to the music of the night and

Do Re Mi So them…

AND YOU'LL BE PRIMA DONNA!