Big Thing o' Lights ( to the tune of "Circle of Life" from "The Lion King")
Sung by Madame Giry:
From the day we arrived at the opera
Looking for wealth and fame
All the managers heard since they first came here
Was Miss Christine Daae's name
She outsang Carlotta
She won the Phantom's heart
She got engaged
Her fiancé was caged
And she fell through the trap-door
And that big thing o' lights
It fell on us all
All the dukes and queens
And the other rich dudes
And the phantom's face
Was very frightening
And he was obviously
In a very bad mood…
Christine chose to remain engaged
To Raoul de Chagny, the vicompte
And the phantom broke a bunch of mirrors
That will bring him very bad luck…
And that big thing o' lights
It has to be fixed
The light bulbs are broken
And Firmin is pissed
The phantom will pay
Once they track him down
I heard he has
A fear of clowns!